h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

TM - you have, what is known in the parlance, a window of opportunity. You may join the forces of good (me, Olaf, Duke, Leeloo, Tred and co) or you can join the dark side (Evil Giraffe and the other baddies). At this point I mus twarn you that if you do decide to become a baddie we may very well be tempted to call you


















Spot

Everybody who thinks I am from the Dark Side is...

Why can't I be the arbiter ? You're bound to need one sometime and at least I won't have to pretend to have Acne and you always get a drink as well... Please enlighten me on these burning issues first before starting to call me names...

By the way I am VERY good at making up names so be careful, be very very careful...

TM(TreatyMaker).

Hey! I do the drinks round here sunshine, and so do the Good Guys since they nicked a couple of my tea pots.....

I'm afraid that didn't make a whole lotta sense to me...am I digressing...oh no not again...

Look it's really quite simple, you are either evil (that's us, manic laughs, great tea, tendency to WIN, mwa mwa mwa )or good (they're pretty useless and easily fooled, it's got to be said, and they're not even very good, from what I've seen they're quite nasty eg they nicked 2 of my tea pots.)
OK - meanwhile in a different forum, they are all having a bit of a race in Norwich... And haven't I seen you at a party somewhere?

Five..four..three..two..one..

...abort.....it's such a shame, but I can't bear to see a wasted thread....

Since when has good and evil reqauired an arbiter. Whatever we do is good becasue we are the goodies - simple. Whatever they do is bad because they are the baddies.

You have to choose - for now. You could logically change sides afterwards but despite immense pressures - in both directions most people stick with their team.

Anyway tell us a bit about yourself and what are your super powers/gadgets & gizmos?

Well I've just bred a new race of SuperTowels...
Oh and I hardly ever change sides, *best Dame Edna voice* Call me oldfashioned ! I've gotta go now as I am the DJ for tonight at the local club but I will elaborate on my return.

BFN,

TM.

Breeding super races (even of towels) sounds a tad wicked I think.
We may need to prepare ourselves to face another foe.

That depends on if peace and love come into the breeding process or not. I quite like the idea of loads of cute fluffy towels running around the place. Could be nice.

Well then drop by sometimes Leeloo ... I think RisqueTowel may have had something to do with all the little towels around here...

And although the consequences might be dire I think that I am more of a good-guy...

TM.

Then you will perish ... =B>

PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........


Nice try though Evil Giraffe. But you will come to understand that the forces of evil stand NO chance against the good guys and their towels, I have been selectively training them(the towels) to infiltrate into the homes of certain individuals on the forum so maybe your towel is not really what it seems....then again you might throw away a perfectly good towel....oh the uncertainty...

Or as the good Hulk would say : 'Don't make me mad Mr McGee, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry'...

TM.

i laugh in the face of towels!

ho ho ho...
...was that santa?

So we claim the towels. Cool! I may even wash... on the other hand.

Can you do that trick when you fold a corner over roll up the towel and flick it. It was the nearest I came to perfect pain when I was at school.

Nom I think you'll have to go toS Sexy Sadie on 59th street for that(There's always a 59th street in town...)

TM.

Is that some sort of towel shop?

Sure.....sure.....

If you have a wash Vesty, won't you wash away some of your powers?