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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 16, 2004
you know. fire from hell. hellfire. although there might have been an x-women known as hellfire. or maybe it was starfire. or something.
bugger this. *uses a sponge to remove S.A.L.T.S. from supermoo*
Get im!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 16, 2004
...why use a sponge...?
anywho...
*detonates a SLUGS Bomb*
*everyone is stuck in Satirically Large Ultra Green Slime*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 16, 2004
*sprinkles S.A.L.T.S. on the green slime* *slime dissolves*
Haha 
The salts was originally designed to clean up the satirically ...blah de blah green slime! Victory is at hand! So grab it!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 16, 2004
yea I know that...I just wanted to use it for the pure unbridled hell of it...
anywho...
[whimCT: ADVANCE]
*at this a detatchment of 10 C.A.N.T.A.N.K.S. (Cowtastic Anihilation Nuclear-powered Tank Attacks with Nuclear Kitten Suprises) advances on the position*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 16, 2004
and WHY are you two messing up my nice clean torture chamber?? *look stern*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 16, 2004
*pushes dirt around with his imaginary foot while imaginarily looking at the ground*
Idunno...he started it...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 16, 2004
Never mind who started it, you both carried it on. Now I want all this mess cleared up
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 16, 2004
well i would if I had the use of my body for more than a few seconds at a time...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 16, 2004
*sighs and waves hand, reinforcing Moo's life integrity*
That will only last as long as you're in here...you'll have to get someone else to sort it permanently.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 16, 2004
yay I'm alive again...I have a freind who could do that...*starts sweeping sweepings onto EvilClaws feet...*
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invisiblespace_rat Posted Oct 17, 2004
msffctngnhrhlphlp!
msffctngnhrhlphlp!
msffctngnhrhlphlp!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 17, 2004
*sweeps sweepings under Rat's gag...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 18, 2004
yummy!
*takes gag off rat*
Look you know you could have a nice time here! If you promise not to eat the ducks then you can go free...to the medics who might patch you up if you ask nicely. How about it?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 18, 2004
Wait a minute i have to show the cow something.
*sneaks up behind supermoo,grabs him, teleports him away*
*returns via front door wiping blood onto own pants* He thought it was interesting. he decided to stay. now how much money to torture me on the rack? i'm gathering inspiration.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2004
well I suppose we can give it a few turns for 100 gold peaces...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 18, 2004
Roll up Roll up!!! the oportunity of a life-time!! The chance to try out our new wipe-clean rack with added jiggery-pokery, spikey bits and longevity warrenty!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 18, 2004
I want an hour session. my backs been bothering me.
*pays the gold pieces*
*pays the assassins*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2004
well lie down sir... and we will put some shackles on you...
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- 1006: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 16, 2004)
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- 1017: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 18, 2004)
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