A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 22, 2004
Oh alright then
*slowly lowers the spikes the rope fraying just the right amount*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 22, 2004
all right. now for the stereotypical scream.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 22, 2004
ah the echo of screaming... how joyious to listen to
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Khamsin Posted Oct 22, 2004
FISH!
*listens too*
kipper
~I think there is something wrong with my echo
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nullspace Posted Oct 22, 2004
Hello!
...
>>Shut de f*** up!<<
[
...New York echo]
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 22, 2004
ECHO!!!!!
...
...
...
*waits*
*no echo*
SHOOT!!!
...
...
bang
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 25, 2004
*puts smoking gun in Anthea's pocket* 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 25, 2004
*chemist Melvin (man he's getting a hard time) pops into existance, huddled in a ball and rocking back and forth. Occasionally he stares suddenly at nothing as a rabbit caught in headlights...before drifting back into a world of his own*
Wow...those *whisper*auditors*/* really...worked with this one!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 25, 2004
coincedentally I'm the assasin's guilds accountant 
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 25, 2004
*sits down next to Melvin and starts rocking back and forth whilest rubbing his arm...*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 26, 2004
is anybody going to torture me? I want to scream!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 26, 2004
I want Ice Cream too...but you DON'T SEE ME SCREAMING ABOUT IT!!!!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 27, 2004
Well guys, Anthea and Khamsin have been stolen by the real world due to it being almost BIRTHDAY time!!!
She's going to be a grand old 18!
So no torturing just yet Im afraid...besides...theres only so much torture to go around you know!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 27, 2004
you do realize how tortureous this is...don't you...?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 27, 2004
*sighs* *starts stabbing self with short sword*
Its just not the same 
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 27, 2004
...see how tortured he looks...
by the way happy birthday...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 28, 2004
oh ha ha supermoo. Nice little play on words *rolls eyes*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 31, 2004
*Melvin dribbles on the floor and rocks, eyes glazed over*
Er, does someone want to do something with this guy? I dont know what happened.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 31, 2004
His personal reality was rearanged, it came as a bit of a shock
as for EvilClaw its time for you to cool down
*has him slowly lowered into a pit of liquid nitrogen*
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- 1061: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 22, 2004)
- 1062: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 22, 2004)
- 1063: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 22, 2004)
- 1064: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 22, 2004)
- 1065: Khamsin (Oct 22, 2004)
- 1066: nullspace (Oct 22, 2004)
- 1067: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 22, 2004)
- 1068: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 25, 2004)
- 1069: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 25, 2004)
- 1070: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 25, 2004)
- 1071: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 25, 2004)
- 1072: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 26, 2004)
- 1073: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 26, 2004)
- 1074: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 27, 2004)
- 1075: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 27, 2004)
- 1076: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 27, 2004)
- 1077: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 27, 2004)
- 1078: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 28, 2004)
- 1079: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 31, 2004)
- 1080: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 31, 2004)
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