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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 3, 2004
...why does that always happen...wait watch I'll show you...
*starts laughing maniacly...thunder claps and lightning suddenly brightens the room...*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 3, 2004
Leave my special effects alone!!
*presses a big red button to start the dipping process*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 3, 2004
*dims lights and pools spotlight on Evilclaw complete with dappled stained glass window gobi. Cuts to Anthea's finger on the button, panning back slowly to show the scene. Music reaches a climax as the camera zooms in to catch Evilclaw's toes hovering above the vat. A crack of lightening is heard and lighting dims to a sinister red glow*
(drama tech student. My apologies)
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 3, 2004
*sit's on edge of seat...slowly eating 
and staring at EvilClaw unnecissarily slowly being dipped*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 5, 2004
i find that the unnecessarily slow dipping process actually builds suspense. How will i ever get out of this one?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 5, 2004
well the point is your not ment to...
*continues the unnesasarally slow dipping*
*checks watch*
do you mind terrably if i sped this up a bit?
its just i have other things to do this lifetime
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 5, 2004
well its not that i'm not meant to. its i'm not supposed to. besides i payed to be tortured... the reason escapes me right now...
sure you can speed it up 
Whats overwhelming pain between friends?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 5, 2004
I think you thought it would be fun... 
overwelming pain between friends... is overwelming pain
*moves dial up to painfully slow*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 5, 2004
*accidentaly starts trying to drink his popcorn and eat his drink*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 8, 2004
be careful lest you end up with popcorn in your lungs.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 8, 2004
not a plesent experiance i have herd.
*moves dile up again to "slow"*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 9, 2004
weeeeeee...suffication by invasion of the lungs is fun...everybody dance...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 9, 2004
oh no. i am almost to the boiling lead or something. whatever shall i do.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 9, 2004
no Idea...
ah well.... should be so fun
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 10, 2004
...dance...?
get the Fanta Fanta song stuck in your head?
Pay retail...?
See things with your eyes...?
Sing a catchy song about how they talk in DC...?
Sing a catchy song about running faster...?
Sing a catchy song about a Jamacan bobsled team...?
Sing a catchy song about that land...?
Sing a catchy ballad about cows...?
Curse Claw 'till froathy foam spews from your mouth...?
Use your bat rope to scale down a building that is obviously taller than the rope is long...?
and many many more...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 10, 2004
*slips out of harness*
*walks over to the COW*
*hits the COW with the CHAIR*
*puts harness back on* 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 10, 2004
and yet your waiting to be diped into the boiling lead 
odd how very odd
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 10, 2004
thats very true
anything we can do to make it less plesent let us know
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- 1101: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 3, 2004)
- 1102: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 3, 2004)
- 1103: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 3, 2004)
- 1104: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 3, 2004)
- 1105: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 5, 2004)
- 1106: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 5, 2004)
- 1107: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 5, 2004)
- 1108: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 5, 2004)
- 1109: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 5, 2004)
- 1110: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 5, 2004)
- 1111: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 8, 2004)
- 1112: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 8, 2004)
- 1113: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 9, 2004)
- 1114: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 9, 2004)
- 1115: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 9, 2004)
- 1116: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 10, 2004)
- 1117: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 10, 2004)
- 1118: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 10, 2004)
- 1119: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 10, 2004)
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