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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 18, 2004
*dead men tell no tales... but he just changed the bylaws right then*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 18, 2004
me...change the bylaws? never...
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 18, 2004
you can trust a face like this right?
*puts on Nixon mask*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 18, 2004
I know I cant...
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 18, 2004
Whose the cuddly wuddly president who resigned in discrace
It's squeeze me Nixon you can tell by the face
NEW Five O'Clock Shadow Nixon
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 19, 2004
let's poke him with a stick...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 19, 2004
*hands supermoo a stick*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 19, 2004
*starts poking EvilClaw...then starts proding EvilClaw...*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 19, 2004
*sits and watches and starts to knit something*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 22, 2004
*puts on the newly knited gasmask and biohazerd suit* 
Someone get that corpse out of here.... its upseting the ducks
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 22, 2004
*corpse rises* Braaiiinssss... *walks out and gets a big mac walks back in and lies down*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 22, 2004
actually that could be the part of the animal they make the burgers out of... 
how can anyone eat those things?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 22, 2004
*bites Dr. Anthea spreading the horrible "T" virus*
Youuuuuuu areee noooow ooooone of ussssssss! and stuff.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 22, 2004
Whats the T virus, what does it do...
Why did you bite me? 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 22, 2004
the t-virus turns you into a zombie after it kills you. its from Capcom's Resident Evil video game series.
As for why the biting? I am a zombie now. i do zombie things.
I'm a zombie guy/ I like to eat human pie!/ Life sucks real bad/ So i'm gonna make you all sad!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 22, 2004
Your so mean...
but I'm all ready a were creature I cant turn into a zombie... 
what a desturbing thought...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 22, 2004
You underestimate the power of the Umbrella Corporation (they made the t-virus)! They bad. no really bad. they could have you keeled! Or just release the Nemesis! An indestructible zombie of immense evil might!
But anywho... i guess now you're a were-zombie. You know what they say: "If you get bitten by a zombie, you should have had a white mage in your party."
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 22, 2004
but i was a were kitten
does that mean i am now a were kitten zombie?
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- 1161: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 18, 2004)
- 1162: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 18, 2004)
- 1163: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 18, 2004)
- 1164: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 18, 2004)
- 1165: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 18, 2004)
- 1166: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 19, 2004)
- 1167: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 19, 2004)
- 1168: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 19, 2004)
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- 1170: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 19, 2004)
- 1171: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 22, 2004)
- 1172: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 22, 2004)
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