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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 23, 2004
GEEK!!!!
*cough*projection*cough*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 25, 2004
Sigh...
*sweeps up excess magic left lying around*
Have you got yourself in trouble again Anthea?
You two, must you cast in here? It does odd things to the equipment...well knowing you that might be a good thing...
*rack lurches onto two feet and starts advancing on the four*
THERE!! See I told you it does odd things!! Now you can just save us two...lovely ladies 
from that!!!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 25, 2004
...hmmm...
DECIDEDLY INDECISIVE MAN...TO THE RESCUE!!!
...or should I...hmmm...I'll have to think on that...
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femptacallum Posted Nov 25, 2004
Also thinks, before deciding to do the sencible thing and run for some help. 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 25, 2004
isn't torture fun...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 25, 2004
oh if you're so wonderful then YOU tame the rack down!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 25, 2004
*throws a bucket of woodworm at the rack*
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femptacallum Posted Nov 25, 2004
the woodworms slide of the racks smoothly varnished surface. Anyway they take years to work.
Throughs an alchohol based slovent at the rack
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femptacallum Posted Nov 25, 2004
Whishes he could remember the time in English when they learnt to spell.
Throw dammit
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 25, 2004
*the rack growls deeply and wavers between the three groups trying to decide which looks most tasty*
Sigh...remind me to pick up a "No Magicking" sign for the door some time.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 25, 2004
wouldnt "no magic" be easyer 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 25, 2004
well then that's a noun and they were verbing...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 25, 2004
*picks up a large club with spikes in*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 25, 2004
*looks lovely and before Anthea knows it she's been twizzled to face the rack*
Attack rack!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 25, 2004
*the rack looks confused as it consentraits on eating woodworms*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 25, 2004
I meant "Anthea if you would be so good as to attack the rack with that rather nasty weapon you have there, as I would like to keep those woodworm for experimental purposes"
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 25, 2004
oh.. I thought you were telling the rack to attack me...
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femptacallum Posted Nov 25, 2004
Wonders what/who is going to happen to (or with?) those woodworms, as he looks around for that antirack kit he had.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 25, 2004
That's for me to know! If you ever get sent here I'll be happy to show you.
*Rack advances on Kat, making creaking noises and clanking it's chains*
HELP!!!
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- 1221: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 23, 2004)
- 1222: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 23, 2004)
- 1223: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1224: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1225: femptacallum (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1226: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1227: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1228: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1229: femptacallum (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1230: femptacallum (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1231: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1232: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1233: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1234: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1235: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1236: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1237: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1238: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1239: femptacallum (Nov 25, 2004)
- 1240: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 25, 2004)
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