h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do I want to?

depends if you like being tortured

yes you want to help me!

Uses the razor sharp knife lying on a bench (health + saftey hazard that) to slassh the rope of the rack.

I dont lik being tortured, unless its something i enjoy cos im wierd, in which case I do.
I already changed my name, but its still wrong *bangs head on wall*
Ill help you if you help me. And say what you want help with.

I finally got it right

OH being tortured isn't that bad, I think you have to give it a fair crack of the whip though to find out

Only if I get H+S aproved saftey gogles to stop me loosing my eyesight

Oh i was tortured once. Nothing but fun. I even hired the assasin's guild to kidnap and torture me. *whispers* They dipped me into molten lead

sound nice of course I'm more used to a few whips tight chains ahndcuffs and the like

And anthropomophical racks?

Hmm, I think so

molten lead is pretty good. The longlasting effects are pretty horrendous. Insaity, bone disease etc. (I know too much)

i beleve for evilclaw it was quite deadly,
could have been a colmenation of the liquid nitrogen though

Liquid nitrogen is pretty bad. What about liquide nitrogen, while under the effects of NO2. You kill him with his laughter.

Well i shortly came back to life under the effects of the T-virus, which turned me into a zombie. I attacked several (Anthea only) people in an attempt to spread the virus but then just cured myself with my newly found White Mage/Black Mage/Rune magick from Enternal Darkness power.

Something I dont expect again as you have had an unfortunate effect on the equipment.

You mean it works now?

what did i do now?

*gestures to rack eating woodworm*