h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...well it most probably wouldn't hurt me...fore I have the blood of a demon coursing through my veins...I AM the prince of ALL demons...although...that whole blood thing could have something to do with that Good Doctorwhoisn'tanevilmadscientist who gave me a free blood transfusion...

interesting....
so you wouldnt know a cure by any chance?

...Depends on how much money you got...why you ask...welll...no reason really...I just thought it was the stereotypical answer...

I'll give you one thousand gold bars to cure me!!

...you know...I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing...try demonic blood transfusion...Although I have no clue where that Good Doctorwhoisn'tanevilmadscientist has gone of too...

well if you find him tell him he's needed urgently,


Unless you have any other ideas

...well...blood letting will help something...although it may be on the side of the grave digger getting more money...

Well as long as you put it in Anthea rather than take it out. I gather from an (absent online) mutual friend, that you'd have even more "fun" than me.







(someone had got on the Warwick blogs hot topics page over women's figures)

Well as long as you put it in Anthea rather than take it out. I gather from an (absent online) mutual friend, that you'd have even more "fun" than me with the blood donors







(someone had got on the Warwick blogs hot topics page over women's figures)

sorry about the double post, I thought I'd better make my allusion clearer-my haemoglobin level is 7 points too low for blood donors.

......you mean I'd have more fun...or someone else...

i'm afraid there is no cure except for an ridiculously large amount of fire power or perhaps just a Cure Status from a white mage. i may be mixing my games here so I'd better take my supermushroom into the water temple so Dr. Robotnik can't steal my golden wedding ring.

*storms in*

I leave you lot alone for 5 days and what do you do?? Bite the mistress!

*sends Evilclaw to one corner and Moo to another corner*

Right...now...Anthea...
a) how on earth did you let yourself get bitten
b) where was it?
c) would you like some assistance?

...what did I do...
I was offering remedies...

a) I thought my wool armour would save me,
b) I think he bit my arm..
c) yes please

moo you recommended bloodletting!!! That's no good! Honestly! Here have a dunce cap.

a) well now you know better
b) well at least it wasnt closer to your actual body (dont ask but I never think of arms or legs as part of the body)
c) okay...lie on this table...


*gets out squirty cream and draws a star with it on antheas chest, then purrs oddly and says strange rhyme*

Yes okay they used it for bringing people back from the daed...but Im the SIC so I say this should work....oh and eat this please...

*pops something in Anthea's mouth*

*looks at kat as if shes insane but does as she is told*

...
*starts day dreaming*
SuperMoo is sporting a dashing Dunce Cap as he non-chalantly strolls down the runway...and falls off into the audience...crushing countless millions...of ants...and a few people too...that can't be healthy for those people...or ants for that matter...

i think that I'll leave you in confusion, except that I may have got the person wrong (and I'm not talking about anyone who's alive here)

Moo and EvilClaw could you please proceed to the fleet admiral's office where there is an important notice.

Anthea, you do as you're told and you'll be fine. Go and wash that cream off...or eat it...and then take one of these every 3 hours
*hands Anthea a bottle of small red pills*
don't forget or else I think half of you may be zombified and the other half normal...which wouldn't be nice