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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 18, 2005
You're not on the deciding council 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 18, 2005
*makes a decision*
No....and don't listen to the scientists. They always do their own thing anyway.
Right...I'm going to cause a small amount of trouble...
*trots off arms full of stuff*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 18, 2005
Decorate the office in unusual ways...and generally create a mess...but nothing of mine or Anthea's otherwise we'll get in trouble.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 18, 2005
*sigh* go decorate stuff and cause problems until Anthea comes back. I've got two contracts out on me.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 18, 2005
*catches kat with a butterfly net* Yoink!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jan 18, 2005
*quickly cuts through the net and scampers up the steps and clatters off down a corridor*
You'll never catch me!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 18, 2005
*blows up large portion of building through a clever use of a paper clip and an orbital laser satelite*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 18, 2005
peshaw...I can blow up the entire building if you give me a paper clip, a pen, and a peice of paper...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 19, 2005
supermoo, you could blow up an entire building with a match and a "gas leak" if you know what i mean. MOO!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 19, 2005
hey...that wasn't my gas leak...it was someone elses...and it's not as creative as the paperclip routine...
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 24, 2005
flatulantly fraudulent cat...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 25, 2005
Fictious fradulently flatulent cow! 
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 25, 2005
Fictious fradulently flatulent felix faker and
all around f-meanyhead...
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 26, 2005
...Hitler ate hamburgers...do you want to be like hitler...?
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- 1301: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1302: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1303: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1304: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1305: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1306: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1307: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1308: Kat - From H2G2 (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1309: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1310: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1311: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 19, 2005)
- 1312: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 19, 2005)
- 1313: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 20, 2005)
- 1314: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 20, 2005)
- 1315: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 24, 2005)
- 1316: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 24, 2005)
- 1317: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 25, 2005)
- 1318: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 25, 2005)
- 1319: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 26, 2005)
- 1320: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 26, 2005)
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