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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Started conversation May 16, 2003
*walks in with previous hacked access. goes over to a shiny console and hits the button marked 'DEACTIVATE HOLOGRAMS', sits back and waits*
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Existential Elevator Posted May 16, 2003
Well, you kept running from the Time Wand, Mr.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted May 16, 2003
Yes, I do! *turns round and hits the button marked 'ACTIVATE VIRUS SCAN' *
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Existential Elevator Posted May 16, 2003
*overrides action*
*activates holo-cages*
*turns holograms back on. Both Rimmers apear in the holo cages*
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[...] Posted May 16, 2003
*from inside cage*
FLIBBLE WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
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Existential Elevator Posted May 16, 2003
Everbody!
shut up for a moment!
HPB- You are now secured in a holo cage for the time being. Chill out.
Thamian- Calm down man!
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted May 16, 2003
Destroy all non-vital files with the most recent virus, except for AJ Rimmer (the first). Apply the vital file virus-chipaway to the afore mentioned file.
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Existential Elevator Posted May 16, 2003
Okay.
Are we calm<?>
Now.
What shall we do with you, Mr HPB.....
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted May 16, 2003
Reset the HPB after present personality file has been destroyed.
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[...] Posted May 16, 2003
As I've said before... I can't change my persona unless YOU KILL ME!
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Existential Elevator Posted May 16, 2003
Can't you switch voluntarily<?>
What happened to Krytie<?>
Did I miss loads of B#~*log<?>
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted May 16, 2003
Look. I have to power to cut all power to the ship. That means that all the computer files will be reset. Only hard wired files will exist at that point. So, HA HA!!
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Existential Elevator Posted May 16, 2003
Turn it back on! You'll kill us all!
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[...] Posted May 16, 2003
*WONDERS IF E.E. WILL STOP THIS GOING TOO FAR...*
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