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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*walks in with previous hacked access. goes over to a shiny console and hits the button marked 'DEACTIVATE HOLOGRAMS', sits back and waits*


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Existential Elevator

Well, you kept running from the Time Wand, Mr.


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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Yes, I do! *turns round and hits the button marked 'ACTIVATE VIRUS SCAN' *


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Existential Elevator

*overrides action*

*activates holo-cages*

*turns holograms back on. Both Rimmers apear in the holo cages*


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*from inside cage*

FLIBBLE WILL DESTROY YOU!!!


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Post 10

Existential Elevator

smiley - headhurts

Everbody!

shut up for a moment!

HPB- You are now secured in a holo cage for the time being. Chill out.

Thamian- Calm down man!


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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Destroy all non-vital files with the most recent virus, except for AJ Rimmer (the first). Apply the vital file virus-chipaway to the afore mentioned file.


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Existential Elevator

Okay.

Are we calm<?>

Now.

What shall we do with you, Mr HPB.....


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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Reset the HPB after present personality file has been destroyed.


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As I've said before... I can't change my persona unless YOU KILL ME!


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Existential Elevator

Can't you switch voluntarily<?>
What happened to Krytie<?>
Did I miss loads of B#~*log<?>


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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Look. I have to power to cut all power to the ship. That means that all the computer files will be reset. Only hard wired files will exist at that point. So, HA HA!!


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Existential Elevator

Turn it back on! You'll kill us all!


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*WONDERS IF E.E. WILL STOP THIS GOING TOO FAR...*


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