h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Arnold sees EE reahc for the green stuff to add to the antidote but Mr Flibble burns it up heroically*

*steps in looks for Athea disc spares... fries one in room with hex and leaves*

*covers Arnie and exits too*

*drops from ceiling, reprepares the antidode and loads it into holo-darts*

*welds the door shut with his hex-vision*

*takes out hyper-spanner and uses it to get inside the ventilation system*

*looks sadly at the green gloop on the floor*

I'll get you, Mr Flibble!

* into room*
got a computer in hear need to upload antidote disc
*notices rimmer*

*run> out of room*

*has a thought*

hmmmmmm.............

*presses various buttons*

hmmmmm.............Did that do anything<?>

*A disco ball lowers down from the roof in the room*

Okay. Well, at least we can have a party.

*presses another button*

*'Baggy trousers' blasts out from a speaker in the far side of the forum*

Just because I'm trying to kill you doesn't mean we can't party, right<?>

*boogies*

*tries not to laugh at Rimmer's beehive*

*watches the disco ball*

*gets out the champaign from the mini-bar*

*wonders in*

*sits down at computer interface*

*taps around looking for Blue Midget access files*

*runs in and starts scanning*

*finds a cross wiring which could of stopped the life support system from working and fixes it*

Thank the gods.


*walks out and finds himself at www.bushtarion.com*

Wicked

*appears and alters his program to have night-vision then disappears*

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