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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 22, 2004
well...
i dont want it to end up as next weeks lunch...
it cant be healthy to eat something like that
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*Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* Posted Feb 22, 2004
i love curry so, so why does it wanna kill me!!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 22, 2004
you love to eat curry...
maybe it just wants to eat you...
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Feb 22, 2004
The problem is that the bloody thing managed to get the basic survival instinct. (not surprised, i certainly would if i had evolved behind those consoles)
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*Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* Posted Feb 22, 2004
all we can do now is blast the smegger, and hope for the best that it works!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 26, 2004
*runs in carrying a light bee*
now to recharge him...
*conects it to a power supply*
how did he end up dow there anyway.....
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 26, 2004
*lightbee flickers, full power restored, but it has to be rebooted*
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[...] Posted Feb 26, 2004
Hey, that's not right. He doesn't smell like Old nostril Features!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 26, 2004
ok... now...
i reboot yes...?
*dosent wait gfor an answer*
*starts reboot prosedure*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 26, 2004
*screen comes up and starts filling the Rimmer-shaped body with characteristics:
Loading bravery: 2% Loading neurosis: 500% Loading Charis354fhgmm5623
ERROR ERROR ERROR
Reboot procedure re-intiated
Loading Bravery: 200% Loading Neurosis: 8% Loading Charisma: 300%
The light bee shivers and a body appears, but something is wrong, the haircut is all wrong, the nostrils are much smaller, the posture is more self-secure, this is not the normal Rimmer, this is the hard-light holographic incarnation, of Commander Ace Rimmer*
*looks around*
"Is that a new suit you've got there cat? It's sharperthan a set of Oscar Wilde witticisms rolled up,and jabbed insomeone's eye!" "Wow,that is sharp!"
Hello my old chums, told I'd be back!
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[...] Posted Feb 26, 2004
*grins and does locamotive movement with right arm*
hey buddy, how you doin'?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 26, 2004
its...
ACE
*siggh*
what a guy
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