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What we need is a flashlight
Vestboy Posted Apr 9, 2004
*Looks up from decks straight into the web cam in the studio*
And this little number is for Red Dog. Thanks for fixing my link Old buddy. 
*Plays theme tune form The Weakest Link*
What we need is a flashlight
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 9, 2004
*Cupboard door opens*
*SM wanders into the room, holding a lamp*
Oh. So... you got the lights back on then? Darn
*throws lamp over her shoulder back into the cupboard, breaking something*
What we need is a flashlight
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 9, 2004
*comes to attention and delivers a special "double-rimmer" salute to Vestboy*
What we need is a flashlight
Vestboy Posted Apr 10, 2004
*Vestboy returns salute*
Right we need a damage report. How is the hull holding? Can we make Warp factor twenteen? Did any little bugeyed thingies get in while we were all blacked out... you know that sort of thing. Get a move on, I've gotta get a haircut you know.
What we need is a flashlight
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 10, 2004
[Yar] Then shove off and get it, this is a mad scientist lab, not a frickin' starship. 
What we need is a flashlight
Vestboy Posted Apr 10, 2004
*looks about in a lost bemuddled sort of way*
I know that. I was just seeing if you did.
*sucks thumb*
What we need is a flashlight
Scandrea Posted Apr 11, 2004
*Looks in for a minute, snickers, and walks back to her own (quiet) workbench.*
What we need is a flashlight
Vestboy Posted Apr 11, 2004
*Sulking... walks over to huge array of switches, leds, lcds and lsds. Pushes big green button marked "Ignition."*
What does that do?
What we need is a flashlight
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 11, 2004
[A large mallet extends from the ceiling and hits Vestboy over the head.]
[Yar] It hits anyone over the head who's stupid enough to press a button marked "ignition" without knowing what it does.
What we need is a flashlight
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 11, 2004
*notices that it's a cartoon mallet*
What we need is a flashlight
Scandrea Posted Apr 11, 2004
*Walks in, with 
in tow. Hits palm of hand against forehead upon seeing the results of Vestboy pressing another button.*
Tell me he didn't destroy the universe again!
What we need is a flashlight
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 12, 2004
[Yar] Nah, he just pressed a button marked "ignition". It made a mallet hit him.
What we need is a flashlight
Scandrea Posted Apr 12, 2004
Good. Hey, I wanted to show you something I was working on. I think it might solve our Repository of Knowledge problems. Come on over to my workbench when you have a minute.
What we need is a flashlight
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 12, 2004
*walks over to Scandrea's workbench stepping over a prone Vestboy on the way*
What we need is a flashlight
Vestboy Posted Apr 12, 2004
*Awakens, slowly. Feels egg on top of head. Counts pretty dickie birds flying round skull. Falls back into unconsciousness*
What we need is a flashlight
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 12, 2004
[The talking ape drags Vestboy by the ankles out the door and deposits him outside]
[Monster Plant] FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!!!
[The talking ape sighs, and pushes a button on the Auto Seymour Maker. A clone of Seymour from Final Fantasy X is launched from the machine and into the monster plant's waiting mouth.]
What we need is a flashlight
Vestboy Posted Apr 12, 2004
*opens one eye and looks, tentatively, around.*
No talking apes. No switches, no darkness... Just a monster plant chewing on a Seymour.
*Crawls off to a safer thread*
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