A Conversation for CHOPPERS Lab - Danger Mad Scientist at Work
What we need is one of them thingy's
Scandrea Posted Apr 6, 2004
*finishes with the duct tape*
No new powers- duct tape works for everything!
Maybe we'd better wait until Yar gets back, if none of those switches are labelled. Don't want to accidently press the "blow up lab" button.
*catches a whiff of the two vests and turns some shade of sour apple green* Then again, maybe the one on the far left...
What we need is one of them thingy's
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 6, 2004
just press everything you can press and pull eveything you can pull DD ..... I don't know what is worse, high pressure EOV or a garment with a 500Vest Yield
What we need is one of them thingy's
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Apr 6, 2004
*presses the switch on the far left and the one on the far right and waits to see what will happen*
What we need is one of them thingy's
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Apr 6, 2004
* the lights go out and the lab is now illuminated solely by the glow of the bio-containment field *
Oops. 
I wonder what was turned off by the other switch?
*wonders whether to flip any other switches*
What we need is one of them thingy's
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Apr 6, 2004
See if you can get a broom handle or something lie it across all of the switches at once. Then turn them all off at one go and we'll leap clear and then you can put them all back on again afterwards.
What we need is one of them thingy's
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Apr 6, 2004
You're not healous are you. 
is a terrible thing!
Lets put it to the vote.
All those in favour of the broomhandle idea say Aye.
By the way what do you call that thing you can blink that you've got either side of your nose?
What we need is one of them thingy's
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 6, 2004
*pulls cape over head*
~muffled~
Aye 
What we need is one of them thingy's
Scandrea Posted Apr 6, 2004
Dang. Outvoted.
*pulls hat down over head, and prepares to duck*
Fire at will!
What we need is one of them thingy's
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 6, 2004
[Yar] [on a pay phone outside the lab] Hello, Dylan, this is Yar. Yeah, I know. Look, we're gonna need the Divine Will of the Macrocosm soon, cuz we're probably gonna need a new ... well, a new HQ, frankly.
What we need is one of them thingy's
Scandrea Posted Apr 6, 2004
*Hoping someone hits the right switch soon.*
What we need is one of them thingy's
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Apr 7, 2004
*gropes around in the semi-gloom and finds something that feels like it's probably a broom handle and rests it on top of all the switches*
I'll count to three and then I'll press it and we'd all better run... Just in case.
One
*starts hyperventilating*
Two
*tries to remember where the door is*
Three
*pushes broom handle down and prepares to 
*
What we need is one of them thingy's
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 7, 2004
*puts fingers in ears*
What we need is one of them thingy's
Scandrea Posted Apr 7, 2004
*gets ready to , and thinks that this would be a really inopportune time for a villain to show up*
What we need is one of them thingy's
Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Apr 7, 2004
*absolute silence - all death rays and containment zones cease functioning. Everything ceases to function. Sudden noise of room full of superheeroes panicking and bumping into each other in the dark*
Can someone put the lights back on?
What we need is one of them thingy's
David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Apr 7, 2004
I can't see the switches!
*continues to around, bumping into colleagues and workbenches*
I think the exit is over there!
*collides with someone at full speed*
*falls over*
What we need is one of them thingy's
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 7, 2004
*gets knocked sideways by one hero in the dark, falls over another hero and lands in the lap of yet another hero.
*crosses fingers and hopes it's Scandrea*
What we need is one of them thingy's
Scandrea Posted Apr 7, 2004
*Runs into a workbench and possibly another hero, and falls to the ground. Someone lands on top of her, hard.*
Ooof!
*Tries to look around, but it's pitch black*
Everyone, STOP!!
What we need is one of them thingy's
Vestboy Posted Apr 7, 2004
*unpuckers lips*
Oh, it was just getting good!
Right. We'll have to do this by feel. Inch your way around the walls until you find the light switch.
THAT'S NOT THE LIGHT SWITCH! GERROFF!
*noise of feet shuffling and murmurs*
Has anyone found a wall yet?
Key: Complain about this post
What we need is one of them thingy's
- 81: Scandrea (Apr 6, 2004)
- 82: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Apr 6, 2004)
- 83: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Apr 6, 2004)
- 84: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Apr 6, 2004)
- 85: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Apr 6, 2004)
- 86: Scandrea (Apr 6, 2004)
- 87: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Apr 6, 2004)
- 88: Scandrea (Apr 6, 2004)
- 89: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Apr 6, 2004)
- 90: Scandrea (Apr 6, 2004)
- 91: Dizzy H. Muffin (Apr 6, 2004)
- 92: Scandrea (Apr 6, 2004)
- 93: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Apr 7, 2004)
- 94: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Apr 7, 2004)
- 95: Scandrea (Apr 7, 2004)
- 96: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Apr 7, 2004)
- 97: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Apr 7, 2004)
- 98: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Apr 7, 2004)
- 99: Scandrea (Apr 7, 2004)
- 100: Vestboy (Apr 7, 2004)
More Conversations for CHOPPERS Lab - Danger Mad Scientist at Work
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."