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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Apr 5, 2004
We-e-ell. If it was a snake made of metal under high pressure with an aerosol button and a leak in it, it could be, I suppose.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 5, 2004
Have you fully considered the possibilities of it being a metal snake ?
Is that smell you by the way ?
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Apr 5, 2004
I hope so! I haven't devoted the greater part of my life collecting stains for it not to be.
Why do you ask?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 5, 2004
It's just that it's getting worse as that hissing noise you mentioned gets louder 
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Apr 5, 2004
Maybe you should check the new (I just got a whiff of almonds and face paint) foolproof gadget.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 5, 2004
Hmmmmmmm. I think what you're saying is that my new foolproof gadget has found a fool with a greater capacity for foolishness than the gadget has the ability to compensate for.
Glad we got that sorted out.
Now how do we evacate this complex and seal it ?
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Scandrea Posted Apr 5, 2004
*walks over from the other workbench*
What's that smell? It kind of reminds me of a cross between floor cleaner and mud.
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Dizzy the Void Posted Apr 5, 2004
[A glowing force field surroudns the area they're in, and a light saying "BIO-CONTAINMENT FIELD" lights up. Yar and the Ape are nowhere to be scene.]
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 5, 2004
*waves to YK from inside the Bio-containment Field*
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Scandrea Posted Apr 6, 2004
Well, this is pretty high on my list of bonehead moves.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Apr 6, 2004
Its only about half way up mine! I've seen worse.
*puts hand inside vest and pulls out package wrapped in brown paper and string*
I was going to save this for later, but what the heck!
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Apr 6, 2004
*peers over from the second workbench, which is outside the bio force field*
Is there anything I can do to help you from out here?
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Scandrea Posted Apr 6, 2004
*watches Vestboy intently*
What's that?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 6, 2004
*holds nose as the levels of EOV are rising and it's getting a bit whiffy*
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Apr 6, 2004
*undoes string and opens brown paper to reveal... another vest.*
Mum's just knitted me this new one. It has the ability to soak up at least 500 times it's own weight in stains, odours and filth and still have room for pudding.
*Vest starts to throb and pulse. Whisps of noxious odour are attracted to it and the attraction gets stronger and stronger*
I think it's working! 
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Scandrea Posted Apr 6, 2004
was that a simlpost?
Well, DD, if you could find a way to turn off this field, or maybe find Yar, I think we've got it under control.
*pulls out roll of duct tape and starts wrapping the aerosol can to stop the leak.*
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Apr 6, 2004
Scandrea, you are a marvel with that duct tape. Have you developed a new power?
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Apr 6, 2004
*looks around*
I can see at least sixteen ON/OFF switches, and none of them are labelled. Which one do you think I should try?
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Apr 6, 2004
Is any of the lablelled Off/On?
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Apr 6, 2004
No, which is very annoying, as that would, of course, be the correct alphabetical order...
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