h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, we found some cave systems but they seem empty what do you got?

*Craxus, Odin, and Hussassan begin to walk back to base camp.*

SG4 found a suspect temple SG£ are going to cover them as they plant bugging devices.

we are sponsering a pound to comic relif for every bug planted succsefully.

Ok lets get the bugs planted (not in the ground, please where do you find these guys) a fiver to comic relief for the most original place to put a bug (in the temple!!!! *tsk*)

I remember as a child of 6 having a dream about a place like this. The sky in my dream was purple and the trees stretched right into the sky's horizon. What I saw where space vehicles criss crossing the sky. I do not know if this was really a dream or not or memories of my past life. Long time before I heard about the Stargate I dreamt I was going through something similar and I saw people at the other end calling me but I do not want to leave Earth and go with them. I think that they were my true family. There have been many dreams like that. I do not feel I belong on Earth.

I am looking at some information regarding the religion of this planet. At adolesence they have their rite at of passage where they must fo through various different types of trials. And at various times of members go on a quest out into the wilderness where they are on their own and have to face real and imaginery fears in their quest to find their true self.

Corporal JA

( cough )
OOC
am still alive lol

it seems i am a bit behind on the posts ...
tipical ... *grin*

wasn;t behind a puter fer a few days ...

well dragantha, we have come back to P3X489 as we believe itto be a Go'auld stronghold. so far no sign of Go'auld or Jaffabut we have located a temple. we are currently bugging it with red noses so as to spyon and gather info from the occupants. when we finally enter there may be some tech for youto study.

*plants bug under doormat*

Check the backlog Dragantha see if you can poach Jedi Apprentice she seems technically minded

*plants a bug rather precariously between a hieroglyph ofa man and a woman facing each other. giggles to himself.*

wonder if that would change the meaning of this entire wall?

*walks ofwith an air to himself that says 'job well done.'*

I am in the right place this time? I have been going through the Stargate more times than I have had hot dinners.

Corporal JA

*there is a sound of scrapping from round the corner of the temple. everyone runs round to see creachy leaning against a wall smoking a roll up. just in front of him, lying quite still and most likely dead, are two Jaffa warriors.*

try and get a sneaky smoke in and everyone interrupts you! i don't know.
well it looks like there are Jaffa patrols. i suggest we regroup at the gate.

*non-chalantley strolls off towards the gate.*

I am off to regroup at the gate.

JA

*when JAgets to the gate creachyis already playing with his pc.*

check this out....*he says in jovial mood*....i am getting good at this now.A988329

on a different note, i appear to have an insider who is joining the CGE.

Thank you Sir.

JA

*Blasts the Gou'uld that had just appeared behind Creachy.* Man, these guys are everywhere. Don't sense any in the immediate vicinity, though. So who's your informant, and what does CGE stand for?

A988329

*looks and tuts at the dead Go'auld*
cheers.
for security reasons i am afraid i cannot state who the informant is. we may be bugged. CGE stands for current galactic empire. their aim is similar to the Go'auld's.

*Craxus and the rest of SG-1 arrive next to Creachy.*

I haven't seen much have you although I've heard weapons fire was that you?

*readin backlog*

i could just Shout ... Corp. Jedi Front n Center instead ... saves me allot of time

lol

( continues reading )

Yer in the Right Area thats fer Sure Jedi ...
arright
*looks at the Equipment*
looks good ..
works good as it seems ..
nice job Corpral ...

*comes running out of the trees followd by 3 Jaffra, duck behind handy rock and fires off an arrow from the longbow she's carrying, it hits a Jaffra who disintigrates*

Cover me!!!!!

*runs towards the gate dodging the covering fire*

They've been following me for ages, this bow and arrows was dropped infront of me as I was running which proves there are indiginous people here, I recommend we form allies with them

i recommend we KILL THE JAFFA first.

*unloads his P-90 on em*

does that answer your question Craxus?