h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Sticks head out the water in the gate*

I feel sick I hate space travel

*Beckons the others to follow*

*starts to speak into dictaphone*

well its green and wooded like most of the worlds SGC visit I can't see any indiginous life yet, I'd have to say that they probably live in the tree's, keep looking up guy's, ok let's stick together and go that way

*all troop of in a westerly direction waving monitering equipment about*

I was not quite sue of what to do reefgirl. I am still awaiting instructions re: the SG1 team duties.

It's nice over here, it reminds of the woods in Northumbria.

JA

*nearly gets eye poked out by reefgirl waving monitoring equipment.*

do you have do that so much?
*finds nearest log and sits down setting up his small palmtop computer.*

right, check this, we know that New Babylon is something to do with the CGE. they in turn are run by Admiral Zapod and Admiral Articuno. so i think we should be on the look out for CGE activity. large cruisers, military installations that sort of thing. other than that i have no idea what their agenda is. they do however have rather large guns and space cannons, kinda like the Tolan ion cannon but in space.

*looks up at trees and the sky, admires the binary sun system this planet has.*

nice place. if it aint crawling with CGE i might just retire here!

creachy

please can I have details of my dutis Sir?

Corporal JA SG1 Tokra team member.

well it looks like you're with us. we seem to be missing SG-2 members.

*looks back at the gate which makes that weird sucking noise as it closes.*

i suggest we scout the wooded area for tracks or pathways. we need to establish if this planet is safe. if you find intelligent life try not to, you know, introduce yourself too quickly.

Please will some one reply to me.

JA

ok, if you go back through the gate and investigate the movements of Admiral Articuno and see what you can learn of New Babylon. when finished report back to the briefing room at Stargate Command. remember this is a covert op.
Good Luck Corporal.

creachy

JA start you own thread and advertise it at SG-1 barracks, it's what I did

Glad you could make it Guv, you know how the Goa'uld were like our Eygptians (at least I think it was them it's been a long time since I saw the film, I did see an ep on Sky today tho), well can you see the tree houses and the smoke over there, it kinda reminds me of Nottingham Forest............sorry that should be Sherwood Forest........shhh I can hear singing........yes Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding through the glen Oh boy do you think we've met the original Merry Men

it could be a trap.
if they are then it could be safe to assume they are against the Go'auld just like the original merry men were rebels.
was you watching the jaffa rebels episode? the one where Teal'c kills the Go'auld Inmotep at the end?
i have finished downloading the CGE files. they mention having a base on New Babylon but fail to mention its location. i am beginning to think that maybe it doesn't exist and that this is a wild goose chase!

I have done that Reefgirl but I have had any replies.

JA

Thank you Sir.

JA

Erratum: I meant I have not had any replies Reefgirl to my posting.

JA

*looks worried as his palmtop begins to bleep irritably.*

uh oh. just intercepted an emergency transmission from Terrania. it seems the CGE has established a red alert around all its planetary bases. that being the case and us being undermanned to engage in conflict, i would suggest we report back to Stargate Command briefing room.

creachy

Oh Bugger they know we're here, but is this New Babylon or a CGE stronghold

not sure, we may have to come back. dials the gate up and transmits the com signal.

*you should go and look on the Terranic barracks. spook just quit and named you verc and fwt. please try and resolve the problems.*

I know, Spook's had it in for me ever since I joined, he's been quite vicious to some people and Verc had had enough plus he's got a thing about Mystrunner and myself and has been hanging around us sticking his nose in for a while and we got fed up and told him what to do with himself it's been building for quite sometime and I don't think many people want him back

as i have already said, i have had minimal contact with spook so no trouble. it just seems a shame.

but enough of this here sergeant, lets get back to stargate command. i will meet you in our barracks where we could write up a report for Craxus and the other teams.

what do we say we think we may have found Robin Hoods decendants, the last word on the Terranic Army go here it's quite an eye opener F96881?thread=253593

Funny thread Reefgirl

*Craxus emerges through the Stargate, scanning the area.*

Alright first off defensive permitter. I would like SG-2 and SG-7 to run intial scans of the area for any CGE formations or anything to do with the New Babylon. SG-3 defend the stargate until called upon if we have any problems we need handled. The rest shall split up and search the planet.