h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the stargate cranks into action and starts dialling up as an incoming gate starts to form. the iris instantly closing in defense of an attack. the SG-4 signal is received and the iris duly opens. brigadier general creachy steps through with his team in tow.*

Craxus sir*salutes*, i have a report to write and i will leave it in the briefing room for you. i don't think P3X489 is a problem to us though.

*comes through gate at high speed.*

heads up everyone, reefgirl is bringing in a deathglider. you know what women drivers can be like.*

*the floor is cleared and any hanging obstructions are fastened. then everyone scarpers.*

we're ready for you if you wanna bring her in

*comes through with the crystal

well done smilodon. best get it to your lab right away. that could be a useful future energy source or amplifier. failing all that we could fill a funny shaped bottle with it and stick on some pipe cleaners for arms and a flag!

*emerges from stargate*
sorry im late, i managed to collect 6 staff wepons, the rest were too damaged to recover. i also found this...
*holds up what looks like a steel volyball, coverd in gould writing*
i tried to read it but this lanugae is unfamilar to me, it is gould symbols though.

Let's make this the actual gate room thread to where we talk and other threads where we go on missions.

*Craxus arrives with the P90 by his side. He wipes off the sweat from his brow.*

Well, I didn't expect the resistance to be this high.

they must have something to hide over there!

*takes a look at the sphere Zaphos is holding and jumps behind nearest large object.*

put it down slowly Zaphos. it looks like a Go'auld incindiary device. in short, a bomb, that goes bang!

*Craxus waves his arm to the private controlling the blast doors.*

Everyone evac now. Close blast doors and the Iris!

*Craxus begins to run for the door.*

Put the device down slowly and walk out.

Hello, I have through the Stargate. I hope everyone is well. With some of these blue crystals I have developed some mini jaffra sticks/staffs the size of a small umbrella. They are more powerful than the Jaffra's weapons. I hope you find them to your satisfaction.

JA

*Enters gate room staggering slightly after JA's 'medicine' takes effect*

What was that crack about women drivers, my report will be on you desk tomorrow

*Salutes and leans head on table and passes out again*

can't take too much excitement

*quivering behind the safety of the blast doors creachy starts wondering if any of these girls realise they are standing right next to a very dangerous device?*

It is alright, do not worry, with my weapons I can focus my mind through the blue crystals in them and defuse this very dangerous device.


JA

*Lifts head up*

I want to go to bed

*head slumps back on table*

*On his way to the blast doors, Craxus picks up Reefgirl, and carries her away from danger and to her barracks for some R&R.

Sir, just one little point piloting the Death Gliders really knackers you out recommend equiping them with strong black coffee

*waves hand in half hearted salute and goes back to sleep*

Sir I am also feeling the effects. I feel very sleepy and I feel I am about to go to .

JA

Aww... I'll come back for you.

*Craxus finishs taking Reefgirl to her bunk, and begins to walk to back to the gate room to come and pick up JA. Craxus picks up JA in a most sincere way. He carries her the most calming way to her bunk in the SG-1 barracks.*

*creachyorders the iris to be opened.takes a step back, then runs towards the spherical bomb and side foots it through the gate adding a little curve to the trajectory.*

sorry, been watching too much man utd! i'd close that gate now if i were you,i suspect a very large bang any moment now.

*the gate closes*

Well that's taken care of, I would like everyone to report for debrifing for P3X489 at F116009?thread=256201&post=3112250#p3112250

*wakes up*

Who said bang I'm awake now