h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*puts the device down*
i dont think it is, its not a type i have ever seen but i reccumend we dispose of it by placing it infront of the gate and activationg it, the unstable worhole should destory it safely.
*walks off the ramp and over to the far side of the room, and beacons others to follow*

JA has woken up and reads orders.

*goes through stargate to other planet

*Craxus and Reefgirl come headfirst out of the gate*

CLOSE THE IRIS!!!!!!!!!

*Iris closes and serveral thuds are heard*

Sir *salutes* I emptied the Admirals draws before I was discovered

*Hands over papers*

Haven't had a chance to look over them yet, the Admiral was planning to drop a big missile on Shal'pek, don't know whether he will now*

*Salutes again and passes out*

*comes strolling out the SG-4 barracks with some bi-focals on, which make him look like heinrich from 'ello ello'*

whats all the noise? why is reefgirl asleep on the floor?

*prods reefgirl with foot.*

get up soldier.....oh, she is bleeding. MEDIC!

Jedi Girl comes through Stargate and is shocked and very upset at seeing Reefgirl wounded and applies the green crystals to her wounds.


kat

will that work *looks on sceptically*

Yes Creachy the power emitting from the crystals is very strong + my own powers to help heal her wounds.

Is there anything the crystals can't do???

*Koff*

*Splutter*

*koff koff*

No get off it's against the rules.........Craxus won't li..........oooo er......um......Hi......er do you know exactly what those crystals can do

*staggers to feet*

Can I make my report in the morning and did Creachy get a copy of the files I nicked

*salutes and wanders off in the direction of her bed*

I'm coming I'm coming

Good Morning Reefgirl

I hope you are feeling better. Yes Creachy did receive the copy of the files that you managed to obtain.

Here is a glass of Swiss herbal/yeast/honey tropical fruit for you Reefgirl as a pick you up. Here is a bowl of tropical fruit salad with rum and Anglais creme with more cognac> and syllabub.

kat

Mmm Ta this is lovely

*sits down at computer and starts to type*

the CGE seem to be entering into an uneasy allience with Shal'pek, I tried to shove a spanner in the works by trying to drive a wedge of mistrust between them, I think I succeeded with the Grand Admiral but I'm sure Shal'pek saw through my disguise.
I did manage to steal a lot of files form the Admiral's office but I didn't have time to read them so I don't know if they are relevent, I also planted several sophisticated bugs, one on the office, one on Shal'pek and one in the Admiral's bedroom incase of pillow talk.
End of report

I'm off to find a few beers in the R&R

I'll join you.

*Craxus cracks his neck in many different was making an erie sound coming from his neck.*

*Craxus looks at the ladies as they hear the nice popping sounds.*

Don't ask, long day.......

Craxus, do not worry I will help you. I have some essential oils, carrier oils and aromatherapy oils and I will do some massage on you.

kat

Whoa............sounds fun!

I am glad you like it Craxus.

kat

Aye aye

*heads off to the R&R room whistling Sam Cooke's Cupid*

*comes flying through the gate in a hurry*

well, that be the end of that planet off for some tea and scones in r&r now.

*walks off to r&r*

*comes through gate

that was the richest naquada deposit we've found, and its all gone up in smoke!

Me and Craxus are watching a film in the R&R atm, so come in quietly