h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Craxus walks in with his SGC Team and many other SG teams, he signals to the private dialing in the cooridinates. The 7th chevron is incoded and the portal begins to form in a large outburst of bluish watery substance.*

Alright teams begin by doing search pattern alpha, look for New Babylon. If you find it head home immediatly and contact the SGC so they can get there teams back.

*Craxus watchs as more people begins to show up Hopefully

*stares in wonderment at the gate. taps feet on floor patiently.*

anyone getting the coffee?

*looks at the private who duly heads to the coffee machine.*

*Gasp gasp*

Phew made it

*looks around*

I needn't have hurried

*looks around for the pot*

*Craxus begins to double check his gear waiting for the rest of the people to show up.*

Creachy, you will be in command for this mission with the combination of SG-2 and SG-4. I will lead my team to another world in search for the "New Babylon"

*salutes*
yes sir.

right people. check your baggage and get ready to fall out.

*dutifully checks baggage and leads team through the gate!*

*baggage and wepons check*

yep combat knife in place

*feels in pocket*

yep swiss army knife

*closes eyes and waits for the bang*

I hate space travel

*General Odin floats into the room, he is wearing powered armor that makes him look as tall as a human, he is floating by the power of his uber Asgard brain!*

General Odin, Reporting as requested Sir!

*salutes General Craxus*

*Salutes General Odin.*

Ahh yes, we are about to head out. Want some coffee before we go I believe it is safe for you Asgard.

*Craxus holds out his Goa'uld Ribbon Device and aims it for the coffee pulling it towards him, Craxus then begins to sip it carefully not to burn his tounge.

*Without even looking at the coffee pot, Odin pours himself a cup (General Odin's mug says "Chicago" on the side and is rather larger than the many of the others on the table), mixes in a spoon full of non-dairy creamer, five packets of pure cane sugar, and some ice (as Odin does not like burning his small Asgard mouth[This is how HDS takes his coffee in real life, right down to the cup!]). The coffee mug floats across the room, and hovers in the air a few inches from Odin's helmet. Odin takes in the heady aroma*

Ahh. Nothing like pre-mission cafine fix, eh?

*A straw slowly drops down from inside the helmet and into the coffee. Odin sips it noislessly. When he has drained the cup of its coffee, it floats into the sink next to coffee station, cleans itself, dries itself, and then sits back down on the towel, next to the other mugs*

hello there sorry im late what do you want SG3 to do

Right now we're having pre-mission coffee.

SG-3 shall team up with SG-6 and SG-7 there you shall begin your search for this "New Babylon" SG-2 and SG-4 have already begun there search for it. Sg-1 is about to head out too.

*Runs in* gasp...puff...*salutes* ...puff...puff... Seargent Hussassan reporting, SIR. Am I late?

Oh just a tad, here Sergeant have a coffee.

*Craxus offers Hussassan a coffee.*

*Drinks it.* So when do we head out?

Sir, I am still awaiting instructions. I belong to the SG1 team. I have been waiting since yesterday for details of my duties.

Corporal JA

Ok all of Sg-1 is here. We shall be heading out in looking for the New Babylon, as soon as any SG team finds it we report back ot hte SGC to resupply and head back out to destroy the base of New Babylon controlled by the CGE which has control of most of the galaxy in H2G2.

Craxus I have some equipment that we and other SG teams can use that I have invented.

Handheld replicators (the size of a tape recorder), it can replicate all known food stuffs, drinks and any necessary equipment.
Belts with communicators, translators and deflectors built in them.
Bio-readers are scanning devices that can search for all types of life forms.
Medical bio-readers that not only can diagnose, prognosis but treat injuries and illnesses.
All bio readers are the size of a tv remote control.

JA

Well I like the bio reader idea, but the rest don't really go with the Stargate shows/books/movies. Sorry but if you give the designs to Dragantha she will come up with some more stuff for the SGC.

Craxus

JA