h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Smilodon yes we still need your new weapon.

kat

Who exactly is Richard Whitley?

Psychic blasts are basically an energy attack, so are replicators vulnerable to it?

If so, great move!

favouritism!

Hey, she's my girlfriend! I think.

what do you mean, you think
have neither of you confirmed it yet?

They were set up by their symbiots, these Tok'ra are good for something, maybe they could set up their own service

Hussassan

Richard Whitely is a Yorkshire man who tells jokes that are so old that they have been found written in the tombs of the Pharaoh's. He presents a quiz programme called Countdown (numbers and words) and he is color blind. He wears garish colored clothes. The Jaffra and the System Lords all frightened of him.

kat

so you want my weapon that looks like a metal shoe box with lights?

you should take it, its pretty mean, i accedently set one off and its very not nice

Yes please Smilodon
Thank you

I have feeling that we are going to bump into Deja vu.

kat

This 'Richard Whitley'... could we use him as a weapon? If his jokes have been found in pyramids, then he may be a Jaffa. Also, are we currently on P3X489 or Earth?

Everyone this is a class 1 emergency. The Yuuzhan Vong have attacked one of our allies planet system. The Belkadan is about to be destroyed. All avaible ships with there captains please proceed to the Blekadans Orbit at F119249?thread=260738. All ground personell please go to the outpost at F119249?thread=260740&latest=1. Remember these troops have strong armor non of our weapons can get through cept goa'uld blast lances at there body armor, projectile weapons and zats can get through there headgear. So aim for hte head. I'll be in the orbit defending against air attacks.

I'm on it.

The battle has moved to Helska, the ground forces are at F120592?thread=265057&latest=1 and all space battles are at F120592?thread=265058&latest=1. Aim for the head on the ground, and good luck with the space crew these beasts have dovin bassels which apparently suck up everything. Hint of advice, continuous fire in one spot and the dovin bassel will get tired and start letting the weapons fire in.

I am really not from this planet and I keep on waking up and wondering what I am I doing on

Yes Richard Whitely is definetly a member of the Jaffra. I think we are on Tera Firma .


kat

i thought we were on P3x-whatever

Simlodon I never know whether I am coming or going.


kat

I am always in a of my own.

kat

same as
oh yeah, here's the weapon
*hands over metal-shoe box with lights

Well this is the planet P3X489. One of our allies has been underattack and I posted the destination. You can head through the stargate to his territories to defend against an enemy called the Yuuzhan Vong.