h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the destroyed planet looks a bit like a crisis. and the ever growing threat of the Go'auld who may or may not be allied with the CGE and Vogons! and the fact i think i am actually in the SG-4 sleeping quarters so shouldn't be posting here really

this is getting very strange...and dangerous!

i agree. lets abandon the rubble and head back to the r&r for tea and scones.

was the gate destroyed in the planet-explosion?

no, they are very tough. and it is still open.

*jumps through gate on floating debris.*

*follows through

Hello everyone I would like to introduce to Qui-Gon, my symbiont and my best friend

<> > Qui Gon Hello everyone I have recently joined with Captain Jedi Girl. We are great friends and I am still very puzzled why she has not got a boyfriend. You guys need your heads examining for ignoring such a beauty. She has a got a great personality, she is very kind considerate, thoughtful, and will go out to help anyone. She is very young looking and only looks no older than 18. She has a great figure and alot going for. You guys do not know what you are missing. <> <>


Kat and Qui-Gon

Qui-Gon <> <> She is 40 years of age and does not look a day older than 18. What's with you guys cannot you see she is a good looker. You guy's need your eyes testing. Cannot you see she is a stunner. <> <>

Katrine

*the replicators simply come back together again, and raise protective shields, the technology taken from their ghould allies, which deflect bullets*

kat

*Fires a Furling engineered anti Replicator beam.*

Qui-Gonn, my host would like to be Jedi Girl's boyfriend but he's too shy to ask. He is 107 and looks 17. My previous host, a female, would have found him attractive in the extreme.

Thank you Faizhar. I have asked my host and she agrees on being your host Hussassan's girl friend. She is very eager to meet him and go out with him on a date.


Qui-Gon Jinn

ahhh, brings a tear to my eye

is it...

Excellent. Let's get through the Stargate first. Saturday?
Thanks a lot, Faizhar.
You're welcome.
OK, remember that talk we had about sarcasm.

Hopefully. Hussassan was sarcastic because I jumped the gun a bit and he sometimes has trouble knowing when I do something for his own good.

Hello Faizhar and Hussassan.

katrine

Hi Jedi Girl and Qui-Gonn.

Wow a lot of in the air. Cept....*Craxus points at the replicators marching towards the stargate encampment.*

Jedi Girl and along with Qui-Gon Jinn (both have a midi chlorine count twice that of Anakin Skywalkers) with their immense psyhic powers destroy the replicators immediately by throwing bolts at them.

Then they both start telling Richard Whitely jokes to the replicators which make them instantly commit sucide as they cannot stand anymore of the mental torture.


katrine

*comes through gate, carrying what looks like a metal shoe-box with lights

Oh, you destroyed them. I see you won't be needing my new weapon then

*heads back towards gate