h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The orbit is uncluttered, with only about 24 geo-sinchronus satalites.

*A small contingent of Yuuzhan ships silently slips into the system and shoots down three satalites w/out being detected*

*The valient scientists of the Belkadan outpost puzzle over the sudden loss in telimitry from some of its satalites.*

*In answer to a distress call White Star 9 jumps out of hyperspace and fires a warning shot across the bows of the attacking ship*

OI!!!!!!!

Bog off

[Yuuzhan Vong commander] d@mnit, we were counting on not being detected. Luanch the drop ships

*several drop ships quickly make their way towards Belkadan's atmospher ( F119249?thread=260739 ) *

*The starship Asgard arries next to the white star 9. The two ships give enough opposing force to take on a fleet.*

Hiya, want some help with these Yuuzhan Vongs?

[scientist that is exausted from running around and screaming] Yes please, thank the gods you came along when you did, we haven't been able to get a comm signle out!

Hey guys we've fought these Yitzak Whatevers before so what do you say, blast them back to where they came from

*Shoots another blast across the nose of the enemy ship*

[tired scientist who ran around and screamed too much] yes! please do!

[Yuuzhan Vong commander] release our coral skippers, protect the drop ships, begin evasive manuevering and open fire

*The ships suddenly begin moving erratically, but are always in position to intercept any fire aimed at the drop ships. A few squadrons of coral skippers ("skips" they are fighters). the few medium frigates, a couple escort cortettes and the fighter squadrons begin opening fire on the White Star 9*

[Scientis who /was/ tired from screaming and runnign in circles] I'm sorry but their drop ships have landed ( F119249?thread=260740 ) and now I feel the need to run around and scream. please save us!

*The fire power of the Whatevers dissipate over the hull and WS9 wobbles slightly*

Ok boys open fire target the shields and engines, lets do this by the book for once

*The dovin basals in the fore sections of the ships intercept the blasts with only a little effort*

Ok try this

*Fire's pulse cannons*

*Intercepts fire with dovin basals, shoots at the white star*

*Which shimmers over the Vorlon shields *

*Craxus laughs *

*The starship Asgard moves into a attacking position. By this time the repair teams have gotten the goa'uld shield up and running, as well as a few missile batteries and quad arrays operational.*

*The starship Asgard begins its bombing runs as missiles upon missiles fire into one spot towards teh Yuuzhan Vong fleet as well as firing the quad arrays and phasers all at one spot. The Goa'uld blast lances blaze up into fire.*

*The ships contyinue pouring fire at the White Star's shields, firing at a point 2 by 2 meters in an attempt to breach the shields*

*the corvettes, caught totaly by surprise, erupt into fire and split in two, the halves spinning into the polanet's atmosphere. A pair of frigates and a squadron of coral skippers fly at the Asgard, firing their weapons at maximum rates*

*and still the Vorlon shields disperse the fire*

Fire pulse cannon