h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yes that was it

ahh stop yelling at me!

Ermmm... I don't get it?

Where did the elephant come into that one?

next to the liger

But surely that should be purple to get the laugh?

no that would be the gurpuls (gold and purple mixed)

An exam? I havn't revised, but here goes...

1. Do your teddies talk to you at night?

They used to, but they kept me awake, so I had to, erm, dispose of them...


2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?

Never, though I did call one Sidney once... does that count?


3. Is your blankey out to get you?

It went the same way as the teddies.


4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?

Yes. Doesn't everyone? Apart from those people who are brainwashed, which is everyone......... can I come back to this one?


5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana?

No. Though I'd like to meet one.


6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?

Definitely. What do you think happened to the teddies.

7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?

Definitely not. Dogs have ruled us for years, and won't give us up without a fight.


8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?

You mean it isn't?


9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?

It's the latest fashion... isn't it?

And finally…

10. Do you believe you’re sane?

Absotively posolutely. Yup. Oui. Yes.





Wibble

well if you belived you were sane you wouldn't be here unless your like me ...

I didn't put that. My invisible friend did. He kicked me off the computer, you see... Oh, , here he comes...

I'm sonic_chaos_masters invisible frien but we think in unison now

I dont have an invisible friend.I`m to wierd for everyone

Welcome to the club Aximili, I'll go add your name to the member's list now. Feel free to join in the other conversations.

Thank you, Ducky. Can you recommend any good convos.

What? Oh, right. Can you also point out to my invisible friend where the buffet table and pool rooms are?

The main CPU board is probably a good place to start.... (although they're obsessed with penguins ) http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F16034?thread=1365198

There trying to take over the WORLD I tells YA