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Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Sep 30, 2006
I think I put you on the list already... but welcome again.
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Oct 4, 2006
My application:
1: Do my teddies talk to me at night?
What’s so special about night? Mine would talk to me any time – except they are ignoring me at the moment. Something about me being involved with a cuddly Eeyore…
2: Field of sheep…?
Sheep are impossible to hug. Every sane person knows they are just clouds with legs. All clouds are called Tom. Unless they’re not.
3: Blankey out to get me?
No, it’s out to get YOU! I trained it specially. With biscuits.
4: Bill Gates?
You ask this as if some people believe otherwise. Surely everyone knows about his name?? Rearrange the letters to reveal his true alien identity – Big Stella!
5: Giant Floating Banana?
Shhh!! Don’t tell everyone about the mothership…
6: Firearms?
Firearms are so 20th century! Firelegs are where it’s at!
7: Squirrels?
Given the current situation, I think there is every possibility. It may already have happened – have you looked closely at Cherie Blair?
8: Pea Soup?
Regularly. But the little green round things hurt like hell on the way out…
9: Pants over underwear?
Pants ARE underwear. However, I regularly put my pants under my overwear.
10: Sane?
May I refer you to a previous posting of mine - http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A951752
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Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! Posted Oct 4, 2006
I don`t think he should be allowed in Ducky
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Oct 4, 2006
Because Chedda is working for... Them. He's just jealous. But *I* know the real answer, and I won't tell him. He just can't handle the truth.
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Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! Posted Oct 5, 2006
Because he`s sane enough to post a link on a posting and hes also made a guide entry
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Oct 6, 2006
Nah, you're just frightened I'll out-wierd you!
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Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick Posted Oct 6, 2006
Not possible for Chedda or me! Or kitush (etc). We're the wierdest ever!!!!
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Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Oct 7, 2006
Welcome to the club Moonhogg 
You passed with flying colours (bet you didn't know colours could fly did ya? eh? 
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Oct 9, 2006
WHeeee!!! Ta people! 
OKay, whaddawe do next? I vote for a resurrection of the Society for Putting Things On Top of Other Things. I say we start with putting Chedda on some crackers...
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Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Oct 9, 2006
Megachedda or normal chedda? Either way we'd have to cut them up into small pieces...
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Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick Posted Oct 9, 2006
Whos gonna chop them up then? Kitush? oops...
PRC
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Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! Posted Oct 9, 2006
Walks away veeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrry slowly so none notices he`s gone
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Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Oct 10, 2006
Oh dear, we're giving Kit ideas!
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Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Oct 11, 2006
Hang on a mo, where did MegaChedda go? (Heh, I rhymed! )
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- 21: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Sep 30, 2006)
- 22: Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! (Sep 30, 2006)
- 23: Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break (Oct 4, 2006)
- 24: Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! (Oct 4, 2006)
- 25: Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick (Oct 4, 2006)
- 26: Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break (Oct 4, 2006)
- 27: Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! (Oct 5, 2006)
- 28: Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break (Oct 6, 2006)
- 29: Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick (Oct 6, 2006)
- 30: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Oct 7, 2006)
- 31: Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! (Oct 7, 2006)
- 32: Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick (Oct 7, 2006)
- 33: Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! (Oct 8, 2006)
- 34: Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break (Oct 9, 2006)
- 35: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Oct 9, 2006)
- 36: Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick (Oct 9, 2006)
- 37: Br. Megachedda-I've found my apostrophe key!!! (Oct 9, 2006)
- 38: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Oct 10, 2006)
- 39: Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick (Oct 10, 2006)
- 40: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Oct 11, 2006)
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