h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*big hand bell ringing*

Right, kids, BEDTIIIIME!

Hmmm... now shall I eat my bar of for breakfast or save it till later....???

Yes mother Wilma...but why do I have to take the room with the padded cell???



Want nice room

*sulks*

Aww kitush

Now, now Kitush, you know the Padded cell... err, Room is the most suitable for you at this juncture

We are concerned that you may be manifesting a condition known as "most sane member of CPU" which is a serious condition indeed...

Your room is the only one with no windows and has lovely soft fluffy walls.... If you are a very good little and show that you are capable of truly peculiar weirdnesses, then of course we will consider another room for you.

How about you start thinking which room you would eventually like to be moved into? *pats Kitush on the head consolingly*

Big Mama Wilma

im not sane. im not im not im not

*starts dancing weirdly around the room, occasioanlly stopping to say quack quack*

i want a big room with a tv, games room stuff and .... ooh..and hmmm lots of other stuff...

I know, we'll put you in the den ..... the lion's den!

Wide screen plasma TV, surround sound, games consoles, one armed bandit.... I'll have to get you all to "furnish" your rooms and i'll put the descriptions on the Halls of Residnce page..

How would that be, Kitush?

Thanks mama wilma! I woudld so love that!

Glad it's all sorted out.

Can i play for a bit before bed mum? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase?
*looks all cute and irrisisteble and does puppy eyes *

mama please?

Hi there Chicky, you alright?

hi wilma i am fine how are you?

*walks in, wanders 'round the halls*

Nice place you keep here Wilma. Hope the young 'uns don't give you too much trouble?

US cause TROUBLE?!?!?!?!?! never
*starts dancing in circles around magwitch yelling like a red indian*

Now, now, calm down, my sweet. I wasn't implying that you *were* trouble, just wanted to know if she needed a hand is all. I have three children myself, and i know they can get a fracious at times.


*hands Chicky some *

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *grabs starts jumping on sofa*

Ooooh, fest....

Hi Chicky, sorry I disappeared. I had to take Trogster off to Scout camp and lil was invited to a school disco

now where did I put that social life? Hmmm

*looks everywhere*

nope, can't see it.

Have you seen my social life, Magwitch?

*runs into her room and throws marbels all over the floor**giggles*

*looks behind sofa*

*checks behind the fridge*

Nope, not there.

Sorry Wilma looked everywhere can't find it