h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aaaah, well, never mind. I haven't had it for so long i've forgotten what it looks like anyway

At least Chicky looks in good form.

In the shower now, y </>

nooo not the shower

Shower, or I call Sr Philomena

Those flies buzzing 'round your head are getting tired

yes mama

*slumps off and has a shower*
*yells from shower*the blue stuff is cold, and the red stuff is hot. why?

Because blue comes from the sky and red is from hell </>

scrub behind your ears and save any nits in the jar by the bath </>

I don't like it *gets in to clothes and munches choclate*

Don't get chocky on that nice clean top Chicky!

Aaaw, look at you, you're glowing!

*pinches Chicky's cheek like an Italian Mama*

So, Magwitch, have you an inside track on the DragonQueen? Can you get her to take the test? Is she cafflick?

Have no idea, i'm afraid. Mebbe we should just ask her?

Gwaan, den... (I don't know her, she might think I'm a weirdo)

sane person

I *am* a weirdo! she might treat me like I'm sane

Will bob over to her PS (I'm not proud, you know)

*prods magwitch towards the door*

*tiptoes out behind her*

*transmogrifies into a *

*climbs into pocket*

*checks pockets*

WTF???

The deed is most indeed donedidder....

*waits for response*

in pocket



whaaa?




*quick transmogrify back*

*harrumph*

So, what happened with DG, Maggie?

*clears throat and tucks left over tail in back of skirt*

She's offline at the mo.


We may find out later....

*deflates*

*sulk*

*kicks pebble*

*remembers she's RH Mum*

*squares shoulders*

Chicckkyyyy!! </>

*waits for muffled squeak*

LIGHTS OUT! </>

yes mama *mumbling* or no ?

ho hum...i like my new room