A Conversation for C.P.U - Crazy People United

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dazzlingfunkygirl123

1. Do your teddies talk to you at night? NO
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?YES
3. Is your blankey out to get you?NO
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?YES
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana? YES
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?NO
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?YES
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?NO
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?NO

And finally…

10. Do you believe you’re sane?YES YES YES EH NO


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Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al.

Well, you're not totally insane... and the caps... but I'll add you to the list anyway. Welcome. Please feel free to join in with the other chats.


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