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The Saturday Detention Room
Wilma Neanderthal Posted Mar 7, 2006
harumph
*Sr Philly shifts her big numb bum to the other side of the seat*
*her eyes glued to her SudoKu*
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Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Mar 7, 2006
*Peeks in*
is there a party going on in here or something
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Whats_ina_name Posted Mar 8, 2006
Party? 
*rustles around in bag*
*hands out.....
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Trin Tragula Posted Mar 13, 2006
*Slouches in*
Dunno what I'm doing here. Mrs B started it.
Didn't I?
Yes, that's right, we did.
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Trin Tragula Posted Mar 13, 2006
How right you are, Mrs B ... as always 
Well, thankyou! 
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 13, 2006
*Sulks*
Shouldn't be in here in the first place.
S'only 'cos the real Trin Shady trapped me in the Bermuda Tragula.
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Mar 13, 2006
Don't look into my eyes 
I know what you're doing
*squints*
I am in charge here see? My alter ego is *scary*
.
.
.
.
Picture the scene:
High ceiling, big windows - it is FREEZING in here....
The large old student desks have lift up lids and have initials scratched into them.
The chairs are hard and uncomfortable.
At the end of the room is a big scary desk piled high with books. On the chair is seated the Dragon Lady of the Detention Room:
Sr Philomena Maria Magdalena, RSJC, INRI, ASCII, LINUX
On the black board behind her in BIG lettering:
*SILENCE at ALL times*
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Mrs Bojangles Posted Mar 13, 2006
I'd inflict dastardlyness upon you, for messing up my detention room, but first I must make a coulis de jous of Flagenthalpopsums, a very rare and precious fruit of which I am currently writing an entry on, of the Kwango Hibbidyhob tribe, of which I'm currently writing an entry on, that live in the Preflelooloo Islands that I discovered on safari with some other Boff people, which I'm currently writing an entry on.
*also makes jam and has the vicar round for tea*
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Mar 13, 2006
You forgot the BCA membership
*hands on ample hips*
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Baconlefeets Posted Mar 13, 2006
A dragonlady! 
This is the time for...
Yes, Sir Flantselot!
She's got arms and legs
And sits down a lot
Sir Flantselot!!!
And...Squireboy!
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Mar 13, 2006
(I am crying with laughter, you evil woman, you 
)
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Kitish Posted Mar 14, 2006
*peers in*
Ma Wilma, who are all these weirdos? Why are they in here? Can I amputate on any one of tem?? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Mar 14, 2006
There seems to be a lot of rolling around going on in here. 
I'm too perky to be in here. Must
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Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick Posted Mar 15, 2006
*scampers off quickly seeing a camera pointed at them*
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 8, 2006
Picture the scene:
High ceiling, big windows - it is FREEZING in here....
The large old student desks have lift up lids and have initials scratched into them.
The chairs are hard and uncomfortable.
At the end of the room is a big scary desk piled high with books. On the chair is seated the Dragon Lady of the Detention Room:
Sr Philomena Maria Magdalena, RSJC, INRI, ASCII, LINUX
On the black board behind her in BIG lettering:
*SILENCE at ALL times*
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- 21: Wilma Neanderthal (Mar 7, 2006)
- 22: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Mar 7, 2006)
- 23: Whats_ina_name (Mar 8, 2006)
- 24: Trin Tragula (Mar 13, 2006)
- 25: Wilma Neanderthal (Mar 13, 2006)
- 26: Trin Tragula (Mar 13, 2006)
- 27: Baconlefeets (Mar 13, 2006)
- 28: Wilma Neanderthal (Mar 13, 2006)
- 29: Mrs Bojangles (Mar 13, 2006)
- 30: Wilma Neanderthal (Mar 13, 2006)
- 31: Baconlefeets (Mar 13, 2006)
- 32: Wilma Neanderthal (Mar 13, 2006)
- 33: Trin Tragula (Mar 13, 2006)
- 34: Mrs Bojangles (Mar 13, 2006)
- 35: Trin Tragula (Mar 13, 2006)
- 36: Kitish (Mar 14, 2006)
- 37: Wilma Neanderthal (Mar 14, 2006)
- 38: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Mar 14, 2006)
- 39: Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick (Mar 15, 2006)
- 40: Wilma Neanderthal (Jul 8, 2006)
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