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The Saturday Detention Room
Wilma Neanderthal Started conversation Feb 22, 2006
Picture the scene:
High ceiling, big windows - it is FREEZING in here....
The large old student desks have lift up lids and have initials scratched into them.
The chairs are hard and uncomfortable.
At the end of the room is a big scary desk piled high with books. On the chair is seated the Dragon Lady of the Detention Room:
Sr Philomena Maria Magdalena, RSJC, INRI, ASCII, LINUX
On the black board behind her in BIG lettering:
*SILENCE at ALL times*
The Saturday Detention Room
Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Feb 22, 2006
*Edges in slowly and cautiously*
*Peers around and sits down at a desk sheepishly*
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Feb 22, 2006
Sr Philomena
*looks up*
*glowers at Ducky most menacingly*
*points at pen and paper on the desk*
*looks back down*
*gets on with her SuDoku*
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Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Feb 22, 2006
*Picks up pen and begins to write out lines*
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
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I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
I will not do my homework.
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I will not do my homework.
Done miss.
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Feb 22, 2006
Sr Philomena
*looks up*
*harrumphs*
*nods*
*gestures to the door*
*goes back to her SuDoku*
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Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Feb 22, 2006
The Saturday Detention Room
Kitish Posted Feb 22, 2006
you should hire the dragonqueen for that role ma wilma! She would b eperfect!
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Feb 22, 2006
Sr Philomena transmogrifies back... 
slinks down off the chair*
*trots over to Ducky's desk*
*picks up Detention sheet*
*pads over to the litter tray*
*shreds the paper in*
*pads over to the radiatior*
PRRRR 
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Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. Posted Feb 22, 2006
Awww, kitty.
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Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick Posted Feb 24, 2006
*looks in and sees Ducky, geustres to desk and to cat*
*whispers* is she asleep?
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Feb 24, 2006
*cat stretches lazily and stares at Rocky Chick for a minute*
*cat slinks off the radiator and pads off to find a mouse*
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Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick Posted Feb 25, 2006
opps sorry *creeps in and grabs backpack**runs out*
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Mar 2, 2006
Once more, then 
Picture the scene:
High ceiling, big windows - it is FREEZING in here....
The large old student desks have lift up lids and have initials scratched into them.
The chairs are hard and uncomfortable.
At the end of the room is a big scary desk piled high with books. On the chair is seated the Dragon Lady of the Detention Room:
Sr Philomena Maria Magdalena, RSJC, INRI, ASCII, LINUX
On the black board behind her in BIG lettering:
*SILENCE at ALL times*
The Saturday Detention Room
aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Mar 4, 2006
*Peeks in. looks at wristwatch. Sighs with relief* It's Sunday *dances* 
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aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Mar 5, 2006
*grabschicky and does a silly dance with her. 
s to teacher *
s
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Whats_ina_name Posted Mar 7, 2006
<Starts throwing paper aeroplanes around the room 
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The Saturday Detention Room
- 1: Wilma Neanderthal (Feb 22, 2006)
- 2: Kitish (Feb 22, 2006)
- 3: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Feb 22, 2006)
- 4: Wilma Neanderthal (Feb 22, 2006)
- 5: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Feb 22, 2006)
- 6: Wilma Neanderthal (Feb 22, 2006)
- 7: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Feb 22, 2006)
- 8: Kitish (Feb 22, 2006)
- 9: Wilma Neanderthal (Feb 22, 2006)
- 10: Ducky - Chief CPU CEO: The Right Hon. Ms Ducky, QC, PDQ, PMT, ADHD et al. (Feb 22, 2006)
- 11: Wilma Neanderthal (Feb 22, 2006)
- 12: Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick (Feb 24, 2006)
- 13: Wilma Neanderthal (Feb 24, 2006)
- 14: Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick (Feb 25, 2006)
- 15: Wilma Neanderthal (Mar 2, 2006)
- 16: aka Bel - A87832164 (Mar 4, 2006)
- 17: Winter - Formerly Plastic Rock Chick (Mar 5, 2006)
- 18: aka Bel - A87832164 (Mar 5, 2006)
- 19: Kitish (Mar 5, 2006)
- 20: Whats_ina_name (Mar 7, 2006)
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