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The Saturday Detention Room
Baconlefeets Posted Jul 8, 2006
It wasn't my fault that I stabbed my laptop! 
Superman made me d ...
*has sellotape stuck over mouth*
Mmmmmff! 
The Saturday Detention Room
Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 8, 2006
Once again, then...
Picture the scene:
High ceiling, big windows - it is FREEZING in here....
The large old student desks have lift up lids and have initials scratched into them.
The chairs are hard and uncomfortable.
At the end of the room is a big scary desk piled high with books. On the chair is seated the Dragon Lady of the Detention Room:
Sr Philomena Maria Magdalena, RSJC, INRI, ASCII, LINUX
On the black board behind her in BIG lettering:
*SILENCE at ALL times*
*25 lines in pencil-in-mouth perfect handwriting*
* I shall not do my homework*
* I shall have 
everyday before bedtime*
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 8, 2006
*holds pencil in mouth*
"I s////"
Can I not use my hand to write it?
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 8, 2006
I thought you were sellotaped?
Me, I'm doing my Sudoku, See no evil
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 8, 2006
I am. The glue is rather pritt like. 
*chomp*
Best make a run for it while she's distracted ...
Escape! Escape!
Not quite got this escaping thing right.
I was part of The Grape Escape yesterday!
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 8, 2006
Oooops, hit post too quick, meant to add a 
sowwy
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 8, 2006
I'll give it a try ...
*turns into an onion*
Wouldn't it be easier for me to just open the detention room door?
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 8, 2006
Not an onion!!! Never an onion!!!
I can't stand onions
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 8, 2006
Sorry, I got distracted. Had to go and try to do some body popping in the kitchen.
Mwha ha h ... *cough* ... a ha!
*sits down at desk and considers demanding homework to be done*
Nah ...
Todays detention class will require you to do the robot and meld into the moonwalk.
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Kitish Posted Jul 8, 2006
dum de dum de dum de dum.
*sits opposite 'silent at all times' sign*
HEY FOOTIE. WANT TO PLAY EYE SPY?
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 8, 2006
Robot 
Go on then, just need to practice the body poppin' again while you're picking your spying object ...
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Kitish Posted Jul 8, 2006
OK. Eye spy with my big big BIG big BIG eye something beginning with....C.
Bet you're never ever ever going to guess it!
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Jul 8, 2006
struts around the girls at the desks hissing
*Hissssssss*
*turns around, jumps up on the oldfashioned radiator*
*prrrrr*
*settles into a ball of warm kittycatonaradiator*
*prrrrr*
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 8, 2006
Codswalloping cranberries caperingly creating curious cryogenic canned carrots?
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Kitish Posted Jul 8, 2006
*giggles*
Nope. Nope and Nope.
look at the pretty CAT *points at the CAT*
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