h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, Heroes. Welcome to War World. THis has been created to re-establish Hero/Villan fights, arguments, and petty squabbles.

It is time.

*Appears in a puff of paisly smoke*

And so the story begins....

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Ah, yes. Basically, there are three forums. One for STUMPED planning and relaxation, one for CHOPPERS planning and relaxation, and forum for battling.

(Disappears in a puff of evil)

*cupboard door appears*

*SM enters the room, accompanied by Cleo, looks around, then drags out a blow up chair and sits down*

Hmmm...

The decor in here leaves a lot to be desired....

*waves [hippiewand]*

*room is suddenly very flowery and clashes. A lot.*

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*wanders in humming All That Jazz*





Hmm, interesting 747 [Interior decor]

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*lights another joss stick*

*sips at *

*relaxes in a kinda way*

Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful, man

David B

(Mysterious neon arrow points to http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F110854?thread=238749&post=2867283#p2867283)

*A well known CHOPPERS stalwart makes a heroic entrance (minus the spandex)*

Greetings fellow Heroes

I suppose our gallant and soon to be ex-leader is not here

RD...you forgot your spandex!

*hastily hands him a *

*Walks in, but much more smoothly, as his feet are hovering a slight inch above the ground. Mystrunner's cloak billows around him for dramatic effect.*

Glad to see we've joined back up again. Let's show those megalomaniacs who's boss!

*serenely*

Thank you Sarge but I now live in a post-spandex world

But I do like the effect that Mystrunner's cloak gives ... a little mystical perhaps, with a touch of menace. I like that a lot.

A little menace...?

Hm.

*His cloak shifts to a blood red jacket (Similar to Vash from Trigun, those who know...)*

Any more menace this way?

Ooooo impressive - garments with a variable menace settings

In this case I think I liked the understatement of the cloak, a little traditional maybe but it's the hint of hidden power, the thought that beneath the calm exterior lies deep malice that is very head turning.

On the other hand who can resist blood red.

It's a dilemma !

But should super-heroes have menacing attire?

In other words, do I need to change from my grey spandex cardigan and half-rim infra-red glasses?

David B, the Dewey Demon

Mystrunner and I are flirting with the darker side of super-herodom

I don't think grey is the new black though but you could get away with it if it wasn't for the check pattern slippers

Maybe my fashion advisor could assist.

*looks around for Sarge*

*Is seeming to look a bit more of a gunslinger... http://trigunner.giborama.com/trigunner/gallery/trigun013.jpg*

So. When do we start?

Nice image - bit "I am the law" meets colleage student but not bad.

Here's what I'd like to do ..... I think we take em by surprise and go and take over the STUMPED weapons shop (TGI Doomsdays at F71367?thread=133744&latest=1) and seize their entire stock of stuff.

We then set up on the battlefield and use all their weaponry against them mwaaa hah hah hah hah .

To take over the shop we'll need a few things :-

1. A particle beam dispersal agent.
2. A kinetic energy suppression field generator.
3. Large calibre Nerf weapons (supermaxx 5000 or better) or Potato Army spud guns (the twin barrelled hopper fed models).

If the seizure of the shop fails we go to the ACF Armoury at A604667 and use the stockpiles of Cat War munitions ?

Waddaya reckon