h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(hope you don't mind this, yo. )

*in one corner of TGI Doomsday's is sea's Supervillains' Weapons Shop. inside, you can find weapons, ammunition, magickal ingredients, and a limited collection of occult literature. anything that isn't here can be ordered. sea also offers expert knife and sword sharpening services*

[OOC]No worries mate, my favorite cat can do what she wants Besides, since Red's shop was shut down we've needed one of these!



Hi!

[yay! ]

*sea looks up and grins*

[sea] hey, yo! what can i do for you?

well, I was wondering.....do you have a Series 4 De-atomizer? I do really like the way they take out creatures.....so artful, almost brings a tear to my eye.....*sniff*

*sea hands yo a tissue*

[sea] hmm... i believe i do. let me check...

*sea disappears behind a curtain, then returns with two boxes*

[sea] i've got two. one is black, the other is chrome. i've also got accessories... laser targeting mechanism, quick-charge packs... you get the idea.

*she sets them down on the counter for yo to look at*

I think I'll take this one

I'll need 3 quick charge packs and a microwave energy transmission modual that will hook onto a standard 3x12 Zr4 Plasma Core.....

*sea pulls out four boxes from beneath the counter*

[sea] done. payment is ten wallet-sized pictures of you. autographed. please don't ask what it's for.

hmmmm, ten? well it just so happens, by some weird twist of fate, that I have ten, let me sign them for you



here ya go....

[sea] thanks for not asking. you'll find out soon enough.

*sea puts the pictures in a safe under the register, then puts yo's purchases in a bag and hands it to him*

[sea] happy killing!

Thanx!

*steps in*.... oh, how quaint... a little old-fashioned weapons store. *smiles*... wow, you're still selling those things? *picks up a microdrive rifle from its' berth on the wall*... I thought they'd stopped making them...

Oh hey... YWUM, my shops still in TGI's....

I just did that so I could put a link to it on my Page...

(looks to Sea)

Well, I brought my toys with me when I first got on H2G2, but I have several in need of repair.

(Lays down 41/2' long broad sword on counter, as well as light saber. The sword is badly nicked and obviously needs a sharpening)

My Saber's out of alignment... could you kindly take care of these two repairs?

And while I'm at it... could I possibly get a Military grade Laser De-atomizer? I get nervous with out some protection...

*glances behind*

i sell top-of-the-line new items as well as antiques, njan.

sure, red fox, i can do that! military-grade laser de-atomizer.... i believe i have one in stock!

*sea disappears behind counter and returns with a box*

i can have this sharpened tomorrow, and i should be able to re-align your lightsaber by tomorrow as well, barring acts of of course.

*mutters something about the cantina armoury stocking newer, more technological items, and being able to repair both weapons quicker and more efficiently*

*sea pulls out the sword sharpener and starts sharpening*

[sea] oohhhhhhhhh, i see! you've got a weapons shop?! well, i apologize for invading your turf, but a girl's got to make a living, you know?

(awaiting price)

I understand... I own a restaurant AND a Psych Ward, and I still can't seem to rake in enough cash to keep up with my bar tabs.

Hey, do have any Brand New Antiques?

I'll tell you what... how about some sort of.. deal. Krans and I own an armoury which represents a rather large consortium of hardware (But with a very small number of staff). Krans and I own the whole thing, and 7 or 8 staff help out with other things... and we armourers should stick together, y'know?.. besides, I'm sure our varying skills would complement each other..

*still sharpening*

*to redfox* that will be ten signed pictures of you, please. and don't ask what it's for.

*to njan* that sounds good to me! my other supplier tends to try and gouge me on the specialty items. the nerve...

*grins*... so... what areas of weapons selling and handling do you do best in? *thinks*