h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~walks in~
Doomsdays shure is getting quiet.....ahh well......

it happens, yo.

*looks through redfox's wares*

hmm.... oooh, /nice/... you have a lot of antiques, did you say?

Yes. THey're all well maitained, and can be used for battle.

Everyones at the Stadium, YWUM

alas yes they are......sea, what do you have in the plasma line? somthing that can be mounted on the corvette?

hmmm... i don't know if i have anything that big. but i'll go look anyway.

njan? do you?

*taps at computer*

Barelli-arms Plasma battery type Z-09. Minimum .02W output variable up to around 40 terion, depending on power source. Multi stage charging array, automatic weapons control, and ability to link to a central weapons computer. Independant sub-processor, and node-based control in case of higher node destruction.

That the sort of thing you're looking for? I've got a couple in stock. New, or refurbished.

(Looking at his offer)

Well, you can have all of it for that sword on the wall.

(Points at a previously unoticed, 3', 10" long Claymore behind Sea)

does it have morph abilites or do I have to add that on myself, referbished, I'll be making some adjustments, I like the node system on that....

It does, yes, all Barelli systems do. It conforms to BSC 4.2 (v1.98) with a variable modulation of 24.3 miliamps, if you want to interface it with other modulating equipment.

if you want any adjustments made, we'll do them and it'll still have a warranty.

Thankyou. I developed the node system myself.

Sea?

right, could you deliver that weapon to hanger 47 at the Space Centre, you shall recieve payment from Admiral Yuri upon delivery....

*hands you a small terminal pen, basic model*

There y'are. Wherever you want the plasma cannon, go there and push the button on top and the delivery system'll displace it there for you. *taps at another computer*... the cannon's ready for delivery.

(Tapping fingers, waiting for response.)

See, service is awful here. You should buy weapons from the cantina, we have far quicker service... *sniggers*

Unfortunetly, Njan, I doubt you would be interested in medievil weapons...especially those of Western, particularly English and Viking, decsent.

Thats I'll I'm currently offering.

Why, not at all. I'm a qualified sabre fighter, me. And whilst that's some way away from the sort of weapon you might be interested in, I love swords to bits. ... being part Scottish, Irish, French, Spanish, and English doubtlessly helps... the worst parts of all of the most sword-touting nations in europe are manifested in me.

takes the comp and teleports it to the Hanger

Okay...

(Retracts offer from Sea)

Where might YOUR shop be?

It's at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A368093



Am I allowed to poach?

*sea crosses her arms*

do what you like, redfox and njan. but don't conduct business in my establishment.