h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Time= 10:52
(PS: I know I forget a lot, but try to put the time in your postings, it'll help. ).

[Reaper] The communicators aren't working. We need to find a long-range Comm system in order to regain contact with the Chronoship. I think we should-
*A bullet impacts into Reaper's chest. He gasps, but doesn't go down. Rebels pour into the corridor, and the fighting begins.*

[10:53]
*Mystrunner's hands come up from his wrists, each holding a long, silver knife. He darts in among them, cutting and slicing all around him.*

11.54

Stuff knives (pulls out pair of uzis and opens fire)

Eat lead and DIE!

Time: not sure, bad watch

Time to die ! Again!

*Fires into group of baddies*

*Craxus runs up behind some of the corrupted miners. Shoots a few in the back as they erupt to dust. Then Craxus rushs up and stabs his hand through the chest of some.*

(rapid fire sound then clicking)

Now is not the time for this ( Shouting) empty (throws uzis on floor and pulls out crossbow and fires it through miners head)
Gotcha!

" hey have you heard anything from Fester ??? "

Time = 11:00
[Reaper] we're out of communication range! We need to go back to stay in contact...
*Kills two Cultists with headshots, coldly and calmly.*

Time = 11:01
*Mystrunner slides out of conflict, runs behind the mob, and carves through one of the few remaining forces in that sector.*

Time: 11:02

*HDS's clip empties, he drops it from the gun, catches it before it clatters onto the ground, puts it in a bouch, reloads the gun, and slings it over his shoulder. He gets out his combat knife and pistol, and surveys the area.*

what now?

[Dr. Recrash] (Examines blood sample.) "Got to test this later..."

Suddenly, he notices-

MOVEMENT!

Recrash turns and cuts loose with his machine gun, hosing down the tunnel with .50 cal silver bullets. The weapon bucks in his hand as it eats link upon link of ammunition.

"UNDEAD SCUM! DIE! DIE DIE DIE!" The tunnel is lit with the muzzle flash.

Running out of ammo, he throws it down, pulls out his sawn-off, and starts blasting the darkness with 12-gauge silver shot.

A small voice.

"Hey! We surrender!"

Doublegun Mikkie and Mydalia crawl over to them. They'd hit the ground, Mikkie falling on top to protect her, or something like that - Mydalia made a pleasant landing site, even with the wires.

"Mikkie, isn't it? What are you doing here?"

Mikkie got to his feet, dusting himself off. His finger slips into his shirt. Startled, he finds dozens other holes in his shirt and trousers.

"A miracle..." He whispers. Then he recovers, clears his throat, and goes on:
"Decided to, um, leave the Hovercraft repairs to the drones. Ready to fight."
"Are these silver bullets?" Mydalia wonders at the holes in the rock.
"Silver?! Outta my way!" Producing a bag and a knife, he starts prying them out of the walls.
"Heeheehee..."

*Reaper casually plucks the bullet out of the wall, and examines it. He cautiously licks the bullet, and frowns.*
[Reaper] Only silver coated? Well, I suppose we all have to work on a budget...

Time :11.04

Garlic is cheaper though (reloads guns)

11:05

anything else that needs to get killed properly?

*Craxus shoots 3 more mindless zombie miners.*

I don't know...they just seem to keep on coming.




-Craxus

I wonder where they're coming from. (calmly killing another miner)

Me too

*Killing 5 more miners.*

Although I can smell the vampire down aways.



Craxus

Time 11.07

Shouldn't we be going then. The quicker we get to him and kill him the better.

" wait for me you guys , i have seen the vampire " He loads up his guns and takes a shot a one of the zombie miners , puting it between the eyes

*Shoots one with his pistol while knifing one in the eye. Slashes the throat of a third while shooting a fourth in the heart.*

This is kinda relaxing!