h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's not very fun to be able to simply blow up a location, just in one shot. We gotta keep balance.

Everyone else, look here: A1020402

I counted. That was ten. Probably a few more, actually.

*blinks a bit, looks around, sees shapes moving in the smoke, winces from the pain, ignores it, searches with her scythe with groping fingers, finds it eventually... or the blade of it at least. She curses, feels carefully down the blade until she reaches the handle, grabs it, and then uses it as a bit of a crutch to upright herself

Chronos you absolute bloody *deleted explitive* king of idiots... Yuru senai...

*momentarily forgets her vendetta against Morruyan (sp? sorry if I got it wrong...) and starts looking about for Chronos*

"yuru senai" means "I won't forgive"

*Craxus runs over to Jade, to help her up.*

Hey, we need to get out of this main chamber we are sitting ducks in here.

*Craxus fires a few more shots towards the soldiers and at Chronos.*

Take no offense to the shots Chronos we are still buds

*One of the support soldiers staggers, clutching his stomach, and coughs up blood. With his last gasp, he chucks a fragmentation grenade down the hall towards Craxus.*

*Tries to see through the fug of the room. Fails to. Switches sensors to radar/sonar and picks un Craxus's general location and fires a round from the revolver*

Ok, all youse guys should take a look here: A1020402 It should smooth things out a bit.

*Chronos stumbles about cause of teargas in eyes and Craxus's bullets miss him, Chronos then fires a very poorly aimed shot (normal shotgun shot) at Craxus*

Jade i had to tranq you, you were gonna cut
morryouan..moryon..Morriyan..uh my Boss

* MaW crawls further away from the C-4 and mutters darkly to himself *

In terms of what's been written in the Rules of Engagement I'm going to have a brief re-think of exactly what MaW is capable of, will help me keep things straight too.

This is seriously head-mucking, but anyway, from This Point Forwards MaW has the following tricks, skills and equipment (until I forget):

1 mobile phone
(for talking to Daedalus and ordering pizza)
1 sinister black coat
(acts as very good camoflague in low-light conditions, and is moderately fireproof. Also warm, and keeps the rain off)
1 pair sinister black boots
(specially designed for silent movement, non-slip, wading in puddles, long-term comfort and lack of smell)
1 telescopic quarterstaff
1 extremely sharp knife
1 genetically-engineered ability to throw fireballs (very carefully, to avoid burning hands)
a small selection of grenades - smoke, flashbang and CS
a small soft toy penguin
lunch

And that'll do I think. Sorry to interrupt your entertainment. I promise I won't change things around again, honestly! Like you believe *that*

Fine. Just make them very small fireballs.

Here's my clothing type stuff.

~Cell phones - 1.00

~Armour - 2.00

~Cloaking Device - 4.00

~Reinforced Cloak - 3.00

You wouldn't have a cloaking device, its new terranic tech only. Anyhoo, this is a combat thread.

Stuff list for me. Equipment: Armor 2/Hazmat suit 4/cloaking device 4. Guns: Duel silenced Walther PPKs 2/silenced O.S.S. Revolver 1.

Just put it on your space.

How does one do a table in Guide ML?

Not here. Try my page.

Yes Mystrunner, small fireballs. Big ones would burn my fingers off anyway!

Back to the action!

*The SPARTAN bursts out of a door, swinging an armoured arm at MaW

I'm confused, which side is the SPARTAN on? I thought it was on my side! I'm an anarchist! (supposedly)

* MaW espies the arm, ducks beneath it, and rolls a metre or so along the corridor to avoid it, reaching beneath his coat for his quarterstaff, which extends to its full length with a solid 'thunk' *