h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Med Lab is a wonderful place to be, if you're injured that is. Run by advanced robots it has a very high pateint survivability rating of 99% for all criticaly injured. It has one sliding dura-steel door and several rows of silvery surgical tables. There are suites imbedded in the bleached white walls.*

*Mourryan runs through the door, almost hitting it and flops down on the closest lab table, his back still alight*

[Mourryan] Uh, could some one help me?

[2-1B] Absolutely, what seems to be the problem?

[Mourryan] my back seems to be on fire, I'm not sure if it has actually injured my yet, but it's plenty scary

[2-1B] I can imagine

*2-1B walks over next to Mourryan, who is face down on the table, and extinguishes the fire with a simple anti-pyro gel. 2-1B's hand hovers over the area of Mourryan's black trench coat that the fire had been on.*

[2-1B] you seem to be fine sir. Just try to stay away from flamable people, take to Ibu-profin for your head ache and call me in the morning

[Mourryan] how did you know about my head ache?

*2-1B's left photo-receptor seemed to flicker off, and then back on.*

[2-1B] have a nice day sir

*2-1B extend his skeletal arm and drops a bottle of ibu profin into Mourtyan's arm*

[Mourryan] uh, thanks!

*Mourryan drinks a cup of water, drops 2 ibu profin tablets into his mouth right before swallowing and then drinks another. Mourryan the strolls out of the room*