h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, Daedalus took one, but dropped it, this one's bein worn by a soldier.

*The soldier grins under his visor, and marches forward, drawing a long steel knife.*

*Mourryan sits down on the floor, still cloaked and activates his nano-transmitter and scans through the camaras in the building.*

* MaW gets to his feet, grinning nastily, and makes a swing with the quarterstaff to knock the knife out of the soldier's hand *

*The SPARTAN steps back, glares, and aims a kick at Maw's ribs.*

I assume the knife did get knocked out of his hand?

* MaW dodges the kick and swings the staff around towards the SPARTAN's head *

Ooops. Yep. These guys aren't that fast.

*The SPARTAN begins to duck, but the staff still connects, spinning the helmet about a bit, concealing his view. The SPARTAN yells, and reaches for his assault rifle.*

*Chronos fires a tranq at the unsuspecting Maw*

MAW LOOK OUT!!!!

*Craxus fires a single built, as it shoots the tranq right out of the sky and explodes before it hits anyone.*

*Fires a round at Craxus's gun hand with his OSS revolver and then hides while his cloak re-asserts itself*

I'm confused

*looks for a way to join the action.*

* MaW looks round in response to Craxus' shout *

Huh?

* he turns his head back to the SPARTAN and whacks it solidly in the chest with the end of his staff *

* MaW looks round in response to Craxus' shout *

Huh?

* he turns his head back to the SPARTAN and whacks it solidly in the chest with the end of his staff *

Whoops! Doublepost

*The SPARTAN staggers backwards, its heavy armour denting a bit, as it reaches to re-align its helmet.*

* MaW goes for the sweeping-the-feet-out-from-underneath-the-SPARTAN move with his staff, dropping quite low to bring the staff whipping around at ankle height *

Dude, I'm in character right now. I'm an anarchist. I'm gonna be vicious. Don't take it personally, I still like you, ya? ...I'm just gonna kill you now. Hope ye dun mind terribly.

*allows herself to be helped up*

Thanks, Craxy.

*flicks out her daggers, rushes at Chronos, stabs him with surgical precision in the region of the abdomen (this is with her right dagger,).*

*walks in and looks about at the fight*

methinks there should be an "at" in between the "stabs" and "him". no worrys tho, i get stabbed

*Jades blade slips through Chronos's body armor and his flesh*

OOOOOWWWWWWWW!

*Chronos, in this close proximety, swings his gun at Jade's head at great speed*

*gets knocked in the head, ignores the blood dripping down into her eye, twists the blade and yanks it out, plunges her left blade into his right shoulder*

Bring it, kid. Bring it. But be warned, you're gonna get burned.

Oi, you new person. Join up with the Tarranic Govt. They'll appreciate it, I'm sure. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A881507

Oh, you can be sure that when I stab, I stab. No pretense about it. But you get to decide wether or not I hit. And You decided that my strike both hit and penetrated, and so there we are then.