h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'The older I get,the more I realise its not about me'

I forget who said it but they must be one of those grown-ups I've read so much about.

"The best things in life are either illegal, immoral or fattening - of these the Very Best will be taxed outrageously or cause cancer in lab rats."
-Bob The Farmer (well I can't find anyone else using exactly the same words, though it does seem somewhat familiar)

Math

The dust bunnies are on the verge of staging a coup d'etat. can't remember where it came from.

"whenever someone mentions the word ´culture´, i instinctively reach for my ParaBellum.."
-Goebbels.

-Whoa, might want to emphasize that i´m not a Neo-nz, and that it´s not really a fave-q, -But i think that its quite, hmm..-
..Well, it´s a quote..
A.D.

Gandhi, when asked what he thought of western civilisation: "It would be a good idea."

For personal reasons, which I can´t really go into here:
"Come on Eileen"

cheers ismarah

just passing through

"look straight at the comming disaster,
realise what you've lost..."

Moxy Fruvous

"No Tongue! All eyes! Be silent."
Prospero in 'The Tempest', putting it as succinctly and economically as I've ever seen, short of 'shut up'.

Hi Math long time no post. shouldnt even be online now. got to iron shirt for work tommorow... and im pissed....

(that wasnt a quote by the way... well i said it.. but ... oh dear)

"call no man happy until he is dead" Sophocles

(a cheerful one for Sodit morning...)

Be Pure! Be Vigilant! Behave! - Grand Inquisitor Torquemada, Lord of The Termite Empire Until later....
BCNU -Crescent

"i have dreamed a dream, and now it is gone from me"
~morpheus

dorian

ps. the last few quotes have been really CHEERFULL

"Not you Le Bon"

The guy from UB40 addressing a room full of musicians who'd influnced him and brought joy to many people through their music.

I'm reading Sandman at the moment, Dorian Grey. Really good stuff.

"It _is_ pantomime season!"
Mark Radcliffe, Manchester Academy 3, yesterday evening. Guess you had to've been there.

"You are utterly the stupidest, most self-centered, appallingest excuse for an anthropomorphic personification on this or any other plane!"

Death, to her brother Dream, in The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes

"Unity: What a wonderful place!
Rose: Yeah, it used to be a friend of mine."
'Sandman Chronicles: The Doll's House' by Neil Gaiman

"Rose: You know, Freud said that when you dream about flying, you are really dreaming about having sex.
Morpheus: Really? What does it mean when you dream about having sex, then?"
same

no comets are see when beggars die, but the hevens themselves are ablaze for the death of princes.
~shakespeare