h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Two of the best quotes I know:

1 - by me after a wind up - "I can't be a rapist! I put money in charity boxes!"
2 - My mate in McDonalds looking at a paper cup - "What's the M stand for? Magic?"

Have you danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
~Jack (Batman)

Dorian

Oh, man... I have so many! Where to start...

"Doubt your doubts and believe your beliefs" -Switchfoot song "The Legend of Chin

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing" Sledge Hammer

Loads more, I'll be back

Looks round....



Bassman

-We think we're humans having spiritual experiences, but we're really spirits, having human experiences-

I have no idea whos it is, but it is good...

cheers ismarah

Marge Simnpson:

"I have rocks to wash at home"

From the album Transfusion by Apes, Pigs and Spacemen:

Every morning I get up and thank God for Murder, Drugs, Vice and subversion. Cos' without them, we'd all be out of a job.

Remember. You are NOT a salmon.

From the Kit Kat advert. (Jason Statham)

"We will make conformists out of them. The organisation cannot trust the individual, the individual must trust the organisation."
Ray Korc, one of the founders of Mcdonalds

you mean Boris the sneaky f**kin russian
~Turkish (snatch)

Dorian

'i f*ckin hate pikies' - same film

You want quotes? Try this for size.. the man is/was a legend..



http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

don't think I have posted this one before - please excuse me if I have done:


Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

It is our light, not our darkeness that frightens us.

We as ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous,
talented or fabulous?

Actually, who are you not to be?

You are a child of god.

Your playing small doesn't serve the world.

There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other
people won't feel insecure around you.

We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is
within us;

It is not just in some of us - it's in everyone!

And as we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other
people permission to do the same.

As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence
automatically liberates others.

- Nelson Mandela, inaugural speech 1994

Your Mom
~classic come back of 90's teenager.

Damn Dorian, I still use that.

"I am not your b*tch. YOU are all my B*tches! I am YULAW, I am the ONE"
Jet Li as Yulaw in The One.

Actually Dorian, both Randal and Dante use the phrase "Bunch of Savages in this town" in Clerks. Randal says it first in the film, but it's repeated another 2/3 times later on...in reference to the chewing gum stuck in the lock of the shutters.

Cut with the snotty attitude. It's rude.

A friend of mine, re:Dangermouse.

"You can tell from the colour and the ears, well it's a rabbit innit?"

Oh. That reminds me...

*runs off to find quote she just read*

"I personally find myself very tempted to see what they're going to say next. Its almost like watching the monkeys at the zoo. Ohhhhh look! Hey...what is it doing now? Its masturbating! Ewwwwwwww..."

C_D_McKinna on the LttD messageboard...