h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

My current favorite is:
On the extra material for the DVD "The Man Who Was'nt There"
Billy Bob Thorton says about the Coen brothers:
"Some people just dont suck"

I love this movie and i love the Coen brothers.
And it's true, all their movies are great!
- just for the record.

Here's a piece of cake

I saw Good Will Hunting over the weekend, if you haven't seen it.... DOA fantastic performance (again) from Robin Williams

There's a scen where Will has belittled a history student after he had attempted to do the same to Will's friend to impress some attractive young ladies, one of which eventually gives Will her number on leaving the bar.

When Will and his mates leave the bar they spot the student in a burger joint (or similar) sat by the window, Will walks across and taps on the window.... then taps again louder. The student recognises him and here's the quote....

Will: Do you like apples?

Student: What?

Will: DO YOU LIKE APPLES?

Student: Yeah, I like apples.

Will: (holding piece of paper to the window, so the student can read it, WELL HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES.... I GOT HER NUMBER



Bassman

if you wake up in another place at another time, do you wake up as another person?
~tyler durdan (fight club)

Dorian

ps. i like apple quotes from 'jay and silent bob strike back' more.

"your world is going under,and you know it.. but.. Nobody here is perfect. And some like it hot.. C.V.Jørgensen

If the music is loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.-Anon.

..-WHAT?

who cares what psycologist write on buildings!
~jefery goins (12 monkeys)

Dorian

"Gravity is a fiction, reality just sucks."
I have no idea who might have said this first but its still rings true...

This is my rifle. There are many
like it, but
this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It

is my life. I must master it, as I must master
my life.


Without me my rifle is useless. Without my
rifle, I am useless. I
must fire my rifle true. I
must shoot straighter than my enemy who
is

trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he
shoots me. I
will.

Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and
myself are
defenders of my country. We are
the masters of our enemy. We are the
saviours
of my life. So be it .. . until there is no enemy
amen

~prayer (full metal jacket)

"Go to the mattresses..."

That's the riflemens code, the Marine Corp actually uses that.

I have no divine power...I make honesty my divine power.

I have no means...I make understanding my means.

I have no magic secrets...I make character my magic secrets.

I have no miracles...I make right actions my miracles.

I have no enemies...I make carelessness my enemy.

I have no friends...I make my mind my friend.


Anonymous Samurai.
(although I found it on a shower gel bottle)

My shower Gel bottle just has the ingredients....



Bassman

Tis a brand called Philosophy (natch!), and the product is called "the power shower"

It has the ingredients too....what on earth is cocamide dea

Dunno. The best one is 'Aqua' (its water)

The marines actually use that?!
Scary.

That's a long quote. Good point, though.

"Jack steered his weary feet across a carpet that was much of a muchness as carpets go, but hardly much of anything as they might go."
'Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse' by Robert Rankin.

Sorry. I forgot to check if it was the last page.

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Bassman