h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ya ta ta da deeee...

Oi, HDS? Is Hjik planning on ever gracing us with his presence here, or is he even awaye that my beach house exists...?

I'm not really sure.

I've asked him to look at several different areas of H2G2 and all he really seems interested in is the threads that he is a part of now.

A home body ehh. I kinda like to get out and see the world, abit of exploring now and then is good for you.

That's what I'm saying.

And it's /my/ bloody house! He should jolly at least come by for a visit, you know...?

Indeed he should, but he something of an @ss at times, and despite his complaints of having little to do at ICC he still does not explore H2G2 all that much.

Excuse me for a moment.
*walks over to pond in corner reaches in and pulls out a trout then another, fillets them and then sets them on a metal plate over the forge*
dinner in a few minutes

I know this might sound low, but would anyone wish to join a new Organization I created? It’s called the Stargate Command its link is A975341. So if you could please join up and have some fun with Roleplaying.

HDS, are you a bit angry with Hjik right now? 'cause call me crazy but I think I'm sensing a lil' bit of hostility...

I am not angry at all. What specifically has caused you to detect this non-existant animoscity?

Hey, Jade, I'm never mad at Hjik, or his personification in the real world (I never use RL names on the internet, I suggest you do the same, it is courtious and prudent.)

Any way. His Divine Shadow wants YOU (*points at Jade and shifts his apearence to look like Uncle Sam*) for the Empire! Join now! You can be a spy, commando (think James Bond), SITH LORD!, fleet admiral or fighter pilot, Army infantry or mech pilot, basically anything you want. If you have lots of time and nothing to do, join the Empire, If you don't, Join anyway!

Honey, that's the thing. I have /no/ time.

I hear tales to the contrary.

Chronos would you want to join my Organization im starting up called Stargate Command? The link is A975341

Perhaps,i just joined the empire though...........oh what the heck sign me up! oh and by the way how do you make those links to different parts of h2g2. i, as of yet, know not how that is accomplished. Do you simply type its address? how do you do it?

Are you asking about A#'s?

*nodes head*
uh-huu..yeah..yep..sure..that

HDS mad at Hjik? hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Thats the funniest thing I've ever heard! That's like Peter being mad with Jesus!

*Looks at HDS and Jade*

Are you two talking about me, you shouldn't have!

Let us now make the peace between all concerned. When I say all concerned, I mean Jade, myself, Doc, and HDS as the happy observer, although it seems HDS and Jade are just starting to argue yourselves. Come on people, this is a place to relax, toss away your cares, indulge in fantasies about the other male users, and. . . . .

Wait a minute, I think I might have said a little too much.

The point is, I don't like it when there is bad feelings. Because in the end I'm the one who has to hear all the complaining. Granted, I like hearing your complaints, it seems that I have a gift for dealing with complaints but. . . . .

But, I don't want there to be reason for you guys to be complaining about one another. Honestly, I like it when you complain about one another, but when you have legitimate reasons to complain it bothers me a little bit. So, go on with any complaints or frustrations you might have, but can everyone please try to limit the number of legitimate causes for complaints?

Thank you.

oocooc

Okay, HDS, Jade, I have Doc on board with the vampire streamline, please help keep this alive, trust me its worth it, you just need to ask questions and watch me work!

You're only making those fake hidden homo remarks because all you really want is to find some hot girl and take her to the shop of doom where you can bend her over your workbench. (That workbench always did have just the right amount of give.)

Doc you're about as astute as my grandmother at Rob Zombie concert.