h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Jade leanins in the doorway with a sardonic grin playing across her lips. She is wearing her customary dark blue corduroys (I don't do jeans either; they're too confining, and I can't kick people in the head when they piss me off,) and white t-shirt (this one has a norse kitty on it, with a great big hat with horns on, and two battle axes, and a little speech bubble reading "Valhalla I am coming!") which only just covers her midriff. She is also wearing a black leather belt with silver pyramid spikes on it, and bright yellow velcro platform shoes with blue racing stripes on. Her hair has been freshly streaked in magenta and is clipped back with about twenty little multicolured hair clips. She is wearing plastic glasses which might be maroon, or might be lime green, depending upon what sort of light she's standing in. Her fingernails are painted black. She wears three silver rings; a celtic knot one on her left index finger, a puzzle ringon her left ring finger (but no, I'm not married,), and a very plain (but vintage) ring that previously belonged to her mother on her right thumb. She wears a very suspiciously shiny ring on a silver chain about her neck.*

Nice place, Chronos. I hear you have some really good wine. ...Pity I don't drink, ne?

I dress like this often. Yesh yesh. Thisis a "day to day" sort of outfit. HDS, where did you get the Pepsi shirt? My dad /works/ at Pepsi and has one of those. ...Or rather, had. Did you find it at a secondhand store or something?

Some springwater then?

*offers cup full of cold crystal clear springwater*

oddly enough Jade, my Dad is a route salesman at Pepsi. Three or four of the shirts in my weekly routine are Pepsi shirts, the rest are either blank plack or white, or there's a plain gray Air Force shirt, and a Boeing shirt (that's from my Uncle there, he works at Boeing up near Seatle). In case you wondering, the way I dressed here is also my normal routine. Today is going to be black slipper shoes, black Military style cargo pants (purchased from a Surplus store), plain white shirt, silver glasses instead of gray contacts (I have both), black trench coat, black leather assassin gloves, and battered old black leather attache case (As I feel that using a book bag is to reduce one's self to a beast of burdan, and I will not do that [besides, it is easier to smite the unworthy ones with a breifcase, it can be swung faster and does not need to be removed from one's back in order to do so ])

Thats a pretty snazzy getup HDS i pretty much dress the way my description goes minus gourd, and i've taken to wearing a black leather hat

*smiles tranquilly to bookmark*

*Peers round the doorframe to do likewise*

You know, I really should think about getting my own room here. I mean, sleeping on the grass outside is all fine and well, but...

*sighs* I was begining to wonder if you would ever figure that out, Euan...

I'd love some springwater, Chronos. Thank you.

That's freakin' creepy, HDS. (The Pepsi thing.)This really is one of my least favourite chiches, but I think the occasion calls for it: It's really a small world, ne? Anyway!

...Sooo are you going to make a room Euan, or are you going to stand about here whistlin'?

Oh, I don't know.

Probably make a room. We'll have to see. It might have appeared by tomorrow.

It might have, eh? Mm. Well then.

*thinking* Can't that Scotsman /ever/ commit to /anything/...?

Euan would you like anything: water, wine, grapes, or maybe a twinkie I was going to save the twinkies for later but I can't wait.

*gobles down twinkie*

Therr shho goohd, creammm filling

You have twinkies! You been holdin' out on me boy...

*steals a twinkie and wolfs it*

Twinkies are my favorite food aside from strawberry cheese cake.
Twinkie haiku

Twinkies so fluffy
Full of perfect cream filling
Twinkie I love you

Very nice...

I'm sorry Jade. there's an addition to my clothing today, it was cold out so I put on a navy and sky blue Pepsi stocking cap with a navy and sky blue ball on top. It says "Pepsi" in red letters on the part of the cap that you fold up, I think they made things in the late *0s or early 90s. And I neglected to mention my keychain. Instead of the really big thick dog chains that many stoners and goths like to wear, I have a much thinner shiny silver chain, with the keys being attatched to it by "Dodge" multi-ring key ring. There is also a pewter C-130 Hercules transport plain hooked to it, which I got when I job shadowed at the local Air Gaurd base.

sorry bout that, i have such a lack of skill at poetry that I had to resort to haiku because haikus donnahavta ryhm

Yes well today Jadie is a gothy gel, with lots and lots of black, so really, you're forgiven.

I love haiku! That was cool.

Thank you

*tosses twinkie at yankee*