h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll amend that, not noticing Myst's post as I am blind.

*Having conected with Myst, and having had Myst fall on him and then get up, HDS backs several feet from anyone, eyeing Myst, while keeping a carefull watch out for Craxus and especially Jade.*

<ooc. hey, I resent that! I'm not a villain. *draws herself up to her full height, which isn't eally considdrable, really, being only 5'5, without her platform boots* I... am an anarchist!

*laughs* Yeah, you bettah step back, boy.

*She looks at Myst*

So. What shall we do with the boys now...?

Well, I'll duel you, and Myst can duel Craxus. Or not, however you want it, its your Dojo. (And the other duel has begun, the one with that undead guy who has a wierd name.)

*Watches intrigued from the side*

Maybe I should join in the next session of this. Would you have me?

*looks at him* No!






























*bursts into a fit of giggles*

Of course I will. *grin* But you have to wait until we've sufficiently bloodied each other up. And you'll hvae ot review the rules, which I'll find for you... eventually. ANYWAY!

Thanks! I'll certainly allow this to go on uninterrupted (unless you count comments as interruptions) and I'll abide by the rules as soon as I see them.

Fine with me

Lews is a GENTEELMAN

He better be or Jadie shall SMITE HIM DOWN WITH HER GODDESSLY POWERS!!!!!!!! Mua hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa....

Then why don't you smite FoA? He is trying to put the moves on you in a very not-gentlemanly fashion!

someone should make one of those "" smilies, and an . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!

Lews, I'm certain that you'll be very happy in the knowledge that I can take care of myself, really. Thank you very much for your concern though. I greatly appreciate it. Oh, and if we're going to simply chat, might we move this conversation to my dining room, or perhaps even HDS's...?

*applauds fight and moves conversation to HDS dining room*

*A shadow enters the Dojo, His Divine Shadow stands unseen and waits for the battle he senses in the future. A battle between Hjik and Jade. HDS rubs his shadowy appendiges together in anticipation.*

*walks slowly back to where HDS believes himself to be concealed quite well by the shadows (oi, Jadie has elf-sight, remember! you can't get past me...!) and gives him a noogie*

You gonna be there to watch? Root for me, ya?

I'm not cloacked in shadows, I am shadows. and that noogie hurt my delecate skalp. Not as bad as when those Cherokees snuck up on me though, that hurt for weeks

You know I will. Maybe after that we can get into an un-interupted duel

*carefully dishevels his hair further, though a bit more gently this time*

It would be something, wouldn't it, to actually get to /finish/ a battle... heh...

Indeed

*using the Force to make his hair stick straight up*

*still messing with his hair, and thinking of threatening to use her bounty of elvish mousse on him*

I've decided that hair-care products are the only thing that seperates the elves from all the other peoples. I mean, come on. Whoever said that just 'cos you were immortal you could have really cool hair? I think it was the Valar, man. They were like, oh hey, go to Middle Earth. But take this mousse with you!" and the elves were like "Cool. Thanks, dudes!" And then they went, and proceeded to put everyone else's hair to /shame./

*looks out into infinity, remembering the days of yore.*

*eyes snap back into focus, turns and looks at Jade*

Indeed, there was a discusion verymuch like that. Melkor had sought to ruin the moral of all elvish peoples by making their hairs wild and un-tameable, but Ossi and Manwe would have none of it. They combined their powers of water and air and low, they brought forth Shampoos and Conditioners. And they were put into vessels of great power wrought by the skilled hands of Aule himself. Melkor's fell plan came to nothing, and the Elves have been all the better for it! Those were great days!

*Chest swells with pride*

I just started "American Gods" and I think Shadow just met Oddin (however you spell his name) on the plane to that little town 169 miles (give or take a mile) from his home town. Anyway, I really like it so far. I'v no doubt I will continue to like it