h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*drives a number of trucks to the entrances and poors in a large amount of fast drying cement*

*sets up a number of automated machine guns out side the base*

*sets up Radio frequency jammers*

*set a couple of thousand clamores*

*lays a mine feild all around*

*sets up anti-aircraft defences*

lets see you get out of there alive

*has already jumped out of the room he was in, narrowly escaping the door*

*has already run to the WMD storeroom*

That's not all they store in here...


*takes a look at aforementioned map*


They've probably not covered all these exits... if they have some god is intervening... probably has already, seeing how none of these extensive security measures were employed until after we'd already ruined their silo...

Judging by the tactical update I'd say this mission is being typedout on an online thread and someone's cheating.

NOt sure how that could happen though...


all that stuff being set up outside should be there within the next 8 hours... it'll take a while though and once the minefield's out they can't get near the walls. Glad I brought my jetback.

The jammers apparently have the wrong frequency, fortunately for us.

I don't plan on using any aircraft and have far more than enough shafts n flares to get out through they sky.

I'm calling in for a space-based laser to scramble the chips on these automated guns.

As for these doors... 3 days to get through but i've already burned my ay through 2 walls so that doens't matter to me. Still ot enough plasma lasers.

Status report?

*nostalgic for those big, shiny warheads, NC walks back to the control room, placing laser-trip charges every so often. When the place starts shaking, they should help... Gets to control room...gets to room formerly known as control room*
Hey, Doc, Black Manta found some kinda Bioweapons facility. Go meet him there.. take what you want or figure out what they were up to.

*Kicks a console, some dust floats up. NC sneezes on Manta's generator. It fizzles, and stops. All the lights go out, and everything starts glowing green again. Up topside, tons of Space age technology effectively transmutes into tons of stone age technology. Well, iron age, anyway.*

"Whoo, gesundheit!"

doors are bolted OPEN

BTW THERE ARE NO SATALITE IN ORBIT THE YWERE AL BROUGHT DOWN IN THE FREAK METEOR SHOWER

would it help continuity if the claymores and mine fields are still being placed

guys, i'll be checking out some of these secret passages... see if I can't find a way out...

(*better way out)

bear in mind most pasages are being filled with concrete


*Para Grunts arrive from anotehr base, grunts use high power infrared to detect teh movements of those still inside the building*



*a grunt starts to fill the ventilation system with a poisonus gas*

*steps away from the grunts and detaches her parachute*

is that an angel i see decending from the sky?

i thought i would give a helping hand

y thank you, ive had to fend off the spys all on my own.


what actully has happpened though is that we let them into the base with relitive ease. the plan at the moment is to preventthem from leaving.

there are no satalites, and all the powere in the base has been cut.


the doors are all deadlocked open. but are getting fileld with concrete

how are the phone lines
if there down send up a flare to tell the others at the dock

*gas mask already on*

*checks more n more passages*

i copy, blunder.





i'm in



whoa, blunder.... this is *sweet*. you wouldn't believe the tech they have here.





it looks like they've been engineering mutant lifeforms here. it says here, 'bioterror warriors, version 8.0 - invulnerable to fire able to stand extensive damage without loss of performance'. sweet. and hey, it looks like they have electronic implants. i think our prayers have been answered. blunder, you thinking what i'm thinking?



i'm going to let them loose! whatever you do, get out of their way!

*feels the blast from 400 feet away*

i did tell you to brace yourself, nobody



i feel *so* sorry for them grunts now.

<"please input acsess code">

*climbs down from ledge in control room, enters bio room.*
Heya, Doc. Nice job. You can control these things right?
Good thing you finished the download BEFORE the computer security kicked in...
Get that disc to Nobody to De-crypt once we're out of here.