h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Think you're tough?? Well try out the assult course. Scaling cliffs, parachute training, target practice, Matrix freeing your mind training and martial arts training are all taught and practiced here among other things. So start testing your abilities to the max.

~Skenvoy

*pulls on tracksuit* reporting for trainining *puts down vodka martini*



andy

ok... lets see... here is a rough model of his base
*a rough model of Dr. Avil's base appears*
Now then how shall we go in? The front gate *points to electric fence*, the back door? *points to heavily reinforced door* or over the wall? *points to barbwired wall* hmmm...
I guess we could always pose as pizza guys...

~Skenvoy

pizza guys outfit you have there now that would be my first choice or even telephone repairman!!


andy

yeah the problem is that if they don't order a pizza we might be screwed... O well if theres any way like that to get in we'll find out as intelligence lets us know... so shall we do some weapons training, some sneaking exercersies or what?

~Skenvoy

ooh weapons training *laser watch on*

hmm what are our targets ?

andy

lets see...
well if we use paintballs we can use these real people *points to people that have appeared*

~Skenvoy

Paintball's fun!!! I'd like to train to become a sharpshooter, can i do that?

sure
*paintball guns appear*
*guards appear in the mansion*
lets see how well we can do ok?

~Skenvoy

*pops up rather unexpectadly* So...the people don't mind being paintballed? Not that I mind playing about with paintball guns...aww yes by the by do we need to have any types of animals special for this mission (just wondering because I have a clinc/breedery type of thing).
*picks up paintball guns and aims*
Quille the

*A shadowed figure runs up to the outer wall, and switches on a small device strapped to one leg. Suddenly, the noise vanishes, replaced by a dull, muted silence. The gaurds look at each other, their mouths moving noiselessly. The two at the main gate draw their weapons, but they do not hear or see the figure behind them.*

*If any noise could have been made, there would have been a series of consecutive gargles. The figure lithly scales the gates and leaps into the compound.*

*waits for Mystrunner to find the numerous guards conveniantly standing facing the gates and therefore ready to shoot*
here we go...
*walks up to the gate*
lets try this proper Matrix style shall we?
*both gates fall down*
*walks in and draws 2 guns starts shooting guards*

~Skenvoy

Agent Seraph reporting for training.

*looks at agent standing there military straight and then looks meaningfully at the guards he's shooting*
y'know really we don't care for military discipline... but for now if you wanna help you know...

~Skenvoy

*Mystrunner climbs the side of the building using small pitons. His sillhouette appears on top of the building in the moonlight. It ducks low, pulls something out of the side of its cloak, sights along it, and fires. A gaurd stumbles to the cround, clutching his broken hamstring.*

*climbs to highest ground available. Pulls out a high powered rifle with a nightvision scope. Fires

*a gaurd falls with out a sound

snipers now is it?
*great coat billows open*
*pulls out two Uzi's*
lets rock this joint!
*points them in opposite directions and runs forward strafing across*

~Skenvoy

Ok everyone lets head to the briefing room (F101731?thread=217849) and get ready for the mission

~Skenvoy

s over

*times Owlatron*
hmmm... good time

~Skenvoy