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TBC Posted Oct 18, 2003
This is Shadow calling Cell 2 leader I am outside the silo curerntly. Do you want me to clear an exit route for you?
~Skenvoy
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Farlander Posted Oct 18, 2003
thanks, blunder. i *sorta* anticipated the enemy would do that. and yes, i can control them - thanks to the fact that this console is now wired to my own generator and not their power supply. i'm going to send them to storm down the major doors now. try to stay out of the way.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2003
<"please input code">
<"failure to input code will result in meltdown">
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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business Posted Oct 18, 2003
turn around Doc, I'm right next to you.
Hey.
Shadow, Blunder. I think Manta and Nobody are scoping for a way out of here... What is the situation up top?
We scrambled the main control room, the WMD's are set to melt, and we found a massive Bio operation. Doc downloaded the specs. We should just about be ready to split. ...If you could be so kind.
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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business Posted Oct 18, 2003
Nobody, we got a terminal that's acting kinda squirrely. Doc isolated it's powersource, but better safe than sorry. It's asking for a code. oh, and threatening meltdown. Please advise.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2003
<"i warned you nuclear meltdown in t-30 seconds">
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2003
<"nuclear meltdown in t-20 seconds">
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TBC Posted Oct 18, 2003
I think I have the code... I'm just checking
*has a mini laptop out which has base schematics on it*
type in 10/11/65
That should stop the meltdown...
~Skenvoy
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2003
<"that code is correct but due to a power cut i am unable to be of any help t-10">
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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business Posted Oct 18, 2003
*scoffs. walks into the control room. Finds reactor control rod cabinet. Loads a grenade into his thumper.*
Fire in the hole!
*Fire the grenade, destroying the cabinet. The scram breakers open, since they no longer exist, and the CRDM's de-energize. (control rod drive mechanisms...) This causes the control rods to drop into the reactor. The control rods immediately bring the reactor core subcritical. NC drops his cigar and stomps it out, symbolically.*
"You go when I say so, babe."
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2003
I will get you for that
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TBC Posted Oct 18, 2003
LOL 
that'll teach people to try and blow us up *looks at anthea 
*
~Skenvoy
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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business Posted Oct 18, 2003
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2003
*takes put a granade and pulls out the pin then throws it into the reactor*
*it explodes destroying the carbon rods*
*throws in a nuclear catalyst*
it aint over yet
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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business Posted Oct 18, 2003
*throws Boron insertion switch. Several tons of Boron, a fantastic moderator, dump onto the core, absorbing every neutron that comes their way. Core reactivity drops below poah. ...Point Of Adding Heat. No more danger. Unless there is another core somewhere...*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2003
i will find another way to get you
*red lights flicker on to show a cooler malfunction*
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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business Posted Oct 18, 2003
Ahh, my cooler malfunctioned! Now my beer will no longer be cooled! Oh, well. Waste not, want not. Brewski, anyone?
*Takes a six-pack out of his malfunctioning porta-cooler. Downs one and crushes the can on his head.*
YEEEEOOO!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2003
*the lights flicker as the backup generator comes into life*
*the red malfunction light continues to flash*
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NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business Posted Oct 18, 2003
still malfunctioning...
*a tear runs down his cheek*
Cooler, you have served me well
*Draws sidearm*
I'll never forget all the good times
*Removes silencer*
I wish you farewell, *sniff* and godspeed
BANG
Picks up remaining beers, stalks out following the mutantss' trail of destruction, fire in his eyes, looking for terrible vengence.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2003
*some grunts watch as NuclearConfusion walks past*
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- 101: TBC (Oct 18, 2003)
- 102: Farlander (Oct 18, 2003)
- 103: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2003)
- 104: NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business (Oct 18, 2003)
- 105: NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business (Oct 18, 2003)
- 106: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2003)
- 107: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2003)
- 108: TBC (Oct 18, 2003)
- 109: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2003)
- 110: NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business (Oct 18, 2003)
- 111: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2003)
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- 113: NuclearConfusion -Not a lot of money in the revenge business (Oct 18, 2003)
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