h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*aims*

*fires*

*sniper grenade flies under tank, after a few seconds the tank is blown in the air. some 'grunt''s fly out*

Check!

gaargh!

there's more of them grunts pouring out! are we going to have to wipe 'em all out? 'cos if the silo guards have been alarmed, what are the chances that they're gonna blow up the place or move the stuff?

*Fires another teargas*
I'm gonna blow the door to the silo. We need to get out of the open. Cover me!
*Pulls MP5 and makes way toward top of silo, shootin' and scootin'.*

gotcha covered, i'll be strafin

*throws sniper rifle to the ground*

*htrows a little ball about 30 feet away, it maks a loud noise and a cloud of dust*

*gets out a machine gun*

*strafes across the largest grouup of grunts*

good bob i hope they don't mutate out here in the open...

blunder, watch your head! two goons up in the guard tower!

*gets to the hatch, drops a satchel charge, and courageously runs like hell.*
get the &$$#&^* DOWN!!
*jumps down into a crater and triggers the detonator*

*picks up sniper rifle and shoots a sniper grenade into the tower*

*runs like mad*

We're in business, the hatch is torn open! Let's go
*Jumps up*

*Jumps back down*
WTF!

sry bout that, they were shoooting us, it had to go. I'll finish off all the enemies between us n the door, hold on

*throws some hand grenades*

*grnts die*

*a hidden sniper aims at a team members leg and fires ... he repaets the process with other members of the team till someone finds him and ....*

*a bullet flies out of the darkness and hits the sniper*

~Skenvoy

*the silo (personal)self destruct is activated*



5 MINUTES TO TOXIC GAS RELEASE

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Note: gas will sorrode all known protective clothing

(this is just to give you a challenge)

blunder! i've got a pressurised canister of metal corrosives here. if you can jury-rig it to one of your bombs - we *might* just get out of here!

4 MINUTES TO TOXIC GAS RELEASE

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we got a couple choices, now. Stay out or go in. If we stay out, the gas will take out all the silo personnel, and we can come back in a week if we need to. If the missiles can be remotely launched, which we aren't sure of, then we should go in, fight past the evacuating staff, do our thing, and get out with one second to spare, plenty of time for professionals of our caliber. Which brings me to "our thing" If we are going to take out the WMD's, then I can blow the Doc's canister and aerosolize it all over the silo. But if we need to find where the wmd's are being taken from here, we either need to download a manifest from the control room, or plant at least two trackers on the wmd's themselves.

Wonko, you're the leading operative on this mission. make the call. And fast, the clock's ticking...

*reloads, chambers a round, strikes a 'tough' pose*

...also, I think a hidden sniper shot me in the leg with a paintball gun. The er splattered green paint all over my new suit. That'll never come out! He is SO getting a bill from my tailor...

you can't bill a dead man

don't worry you haven't got any paint on your suit ... just a bit of acid, no need to worry

it's nice to know, in the heat of battle, that your enemies out there share your concern for your nice new armani...