h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~IN the docking bay of B3~

*The Grutchins stop breifly, enjoying the tickling sensation of the projectile weapon, then they start forward again. Several of the Grutchins are briefly crushed under the debris of the yorik coral chunks dropped from the cieling by the pulse laser, but they start eating through it. Several others toss the rock off of themselves and clay their way up to the Mech's legs, where they latch on, and start chewing on the armor with their insanely powerful jaws and near indestructible teeth. "YUM!!!!!," they think.*

*Out side, one of the fighters blunders into the cancer seed and flies off in pain, the fighter begins re-entry into Terrania, the friction of the air burning the cancer off.*

*The ships continue shooting as they had been*

*blasts away 5 ships with the turbolasers*

*The structure of the Excalibur doesn't even seem phases by the small creatures. At least, small compared to a fifty-foot giant. The barrier system flares to life, cleanly slicing the creatures in half where they were caught between the mech and its defense. Mystrunner looks about, reloads the gun pod, tears a hole in the wall, and moves into the bowels of the ship.*

The sensor feed, does ity penetrate , if so, could I?

*neatly cleans the windscreen by devouring all the thereon*

'appy?

*she now looks like a fluffy balloon*

Thanks.
Damn the Yuuzhan found a way past my cancer!
I'll have to think of something else.

why don't we eject the delicious cheesecake only secretly poison it?

Lets do it.

*The X fires a wagonload of at the Yuuzhan*

*Myst finds himself in the Rakamat pen, as many more grutchins run after the Excaliber and jump on its back, three Rakamats wake up from their nap. The Grutchins begin eating the metal again, tearing off hunks of it and munching on the scrumptious alloys, the Rakamats stand up to thir full 30 meter height. They snarl and plasma begins pouring off of their sides, fronts, bellies and legs. Great gouts of ionized gas flies at the Excaliber.*

*The is devoured by a swarm of Grutchins as they head towards the Asgard, the Grutchins are at first quite pleased with the dilousouis treat, but then die, from sugar poisening (a grutchin's diet is usually silicates, metals, metaloids, and generally in-organic building materials.)*

Hi, I don't have time to read the b'log, so could someone just tell me what precisely is going on?

*Craxus turns the ship around and shouts orders to his weapons officer.*

[Craxus] Charge up the 500 Gw Gamma Turrets.

[Weapons Officer] Yes sir!

*The weapon charges up into action, the weapons officer aims it at B2 and fires. Hopefully this shall cause extreme cancer into the living organisms tissue.*

Never mind, I read the first post.
*Fires an anti-vogon-ship homing missile launcher into the air.*

*The bio-energy field that protects the ships from ambient radiation stops most of the radiation, but many of the crew members do start to vomit and get splitting head aches. The Shapers move through out the ship and give nutritional supliments to the crew so thier preformance doesn't suffer. The pain in their heads doesn't really matter to the Yuuzhan Vong though, because they really love pain. B2, B3, and the fighters continue to pour the fire at the Asgard, now referred to by the Yuuzhan Vong as the "Vomit bringer"*

the Vogons are gone

*fires proton torpeodoes at the Vong ship, ripping a big hole in the hull*

The fighters brake off after several hours just sitting there, and engage the Yuuzhan flagship!!!

Quietly eats several thousand light-years away in a nice suade mansion!!!

Speak for yourself!

We're quietly monitoring whats going on in case the situation becomes advantageous. Though we did agree to leave in exchange for help overthrowing our commander who was going to execute us all because a shipment of cake didn't arrive, doesn't mean we won't monitor you.

Besides (If I feel like it) the commander, having been busted out of Terran captivity along with his son (Keveen) may rejoin his fleet and attack again.

If you do, bear in mind that Vogons are prostetnic, and as such use a lot of machines. This is not something Vongs like.

*B2 fires a massive salvo at Sir Ralph and sends a detatchment of fighters to straif his ship, which they do, causing Sir Ralph to spill his .*