h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh he is, make no mistake. Myst, thanks for mentally smacking HDS. HDS: Its great that you're so enthusiastic about this venture, and dually so about your character, but by all means listen to Myst, for he knows of what he speaks.

*As the bullets hit, Jade falls from Craxus' shoulder to the floor, and slowly pullf herself up. The bullets seem to have pierced her clothing, (namely in the area of her chest,) but no blood is visible. She takes up one of her elvish blades and walks slowly toward HDS, heedless of the bullets which are more than like still spraying from his gun.*

[Yar's armored form shrugs and kicks Isard in the head. Hey, if you're gonna be a nuisance, why not be a nuisance to EVERYONE?]

*Craxus rushs over to Glamdring to pick it up and well slash violently at Isard since he seems to like shooitng me in the heart.*

BTW Glamdring is modified so its blue almost all the time. The blue increases the sharpnes of the blade and the durable strength of it.

*once angain finding him self coughing and gasping dieing breaths*

*Isard, being attacked from many directions, activates his jet pack and flies accross the room and out through the hallway back to the other Mech Hanger, accidently leaving his gTg behind, "well that'll get trashed in about 2 seconds," thought Isard*

*Isard stopped off in the hall where his battle droids had gotton all melty. He noticed that one of them had lost it's vibro-sword before it could get slagged with the rest of the droid's shiney tech. He picked it up.*

*Isard walked over to the janator mech hanger and picked out a big heavy trash lifter. He got in and jury rigged it so that it would walk to the empty west hanger. It did.*

*once there, Isard began to weld armor plates around all of the vital areas, joints, pistons, heat sincs, power plant, trash recepticle in the back, cockpit, pretty much averywhere in fact. In the trash recepticle he placed a small naquada reactor to power the 3 weapons he was putting on the mech, and then he filled the rest of the space with armor and welded armor over the top of the trash recepticle. On the left arm he welded the vibro-sword and an e-rope (an ultra strong cabel that can latch on to surfaces and in the case of mechs, disable them with powerfull electric shocks) and on the left 5 anti-infantry plasma cannons, set to fire in such a way as that the recharge spaces in firing of one cannon is filled with fire from another.*

*Isard, very tired from all of the work, ate afew doughnuts and fell asleep, seeled safely in the Mech's cockpit. just before he fell asleep, he instructed the mech's sensors to scan consantly for any signs of life or movement in the corridor to which it was facing.*

*passes out from pain*

*Wakes up, eats a doughnut, and goes back to sleep*

*A med-bot scurries about.*

[Yar's armored form tries to tackle the medibot, but misses by about three feet.]

*lurks*

*Seeing a chance, Marshal ducks out, and finds somewhere to hide. His comm-link crackles absent mindedly. Marshal smiles. If his comm-link is active, there are other VIPER personnel in the area...*

C'mon, someone attack me already!!

*Fred gets up, checks his watch and looks around. Then he gets out a grenade.* Hey, armour guy! Catch. *Takes pin out and throws grenade.*

Yar i've attacked you. On post 324 this is what i posted, *Craxus stands up as he's bleeding a little from his chest. He grabs a sword from his side that noone saw cause it was hidden in his cloak. He unsheaths it as it glows blue. It's Glamdring. Craxus walks up to Yar and gives him an evil grin. Craxus takes two swipes with Glamdring as Yar's armor cuts into two and falls to the ground. Craxus holds his sword ready for another move to finish off Yar.*

You move you die. Got it.

So yes you have been attacked.

A. I'm countermanding all except the threatening with the sword, since you didn't give me a chance to describe whether or not you'd actually hit me, let alone what damage it did.

B. You stopped attacking me, and now nobody else is.

...Heck, I've attacked three or four people since then, and nobody seems to be doing anything about it.

Ahh understood.

*Craxus drops Glamdring to his side and raises his tribarrel guns with armor piercing bullets and just lets a load fly at Yar.*

Yar, I believe I was one of the "three or four people" you attacked, and I jetted away and constructed a mech for myself.
Incidently, I'm not your enemy.

*Isard wakes up from a good nap, eats a doughnut, drinks some coffee, and decides to test his mech.*

*First he walks it around, moves its arms, and lifts and pushes some things so that he has room and targets for the next step of testing.
Second he runs, turns, jukes and jinks. the manuverability isn't all that bad.
Third, he activates the vibro-sword and swings it swiftly at a stack of empty crates, it cuts through without even splintering the wood, and he swung against the grain too.
Fourth he fires the 5 anti-personel PPGs (phased plasma gun) at some other empty boxes, they explode from the heat.
Finally he fires at the re-inforced metal wall of the corridor, and is pleased to see that the PPG bolts are hot enough to cause some of the wall's metal to explode outwards in hot glowing gobs, cool.*

*Isard points the Mech down the hall way and starts off at a slow pace. Stopping for a second at a security locker to get a gauss P-90 and a small grenade launcher attatchment and more ammo than most private security companies can use in 50 years.*

I might just be well stocked for this fight *Isard mutters, before consuming another doughnut*

*Again the Mech lurches into motion*

Initiating hacking systems...

*The mech's control panel begins to blink wildly. Suddenly, the computer's voice plays over the cockpit speakers, warbling slightly.*

[Computer] Auto-Destruct initiated. Self destruct in five- four-